My Exams Are Going On Which Is Why I Had Set Your Mammoth Bearnelli Fic Aside As A Treat For Me To Devour

me: posts a fic on ao3 also me, 0.3 seconds later: let me just take a totally casual peek at my inbox 🥰

ao3 inbox: (0)

me: ok haha that’s fine i didn’t write that with my whole chest and soul and childhood trauma or anything 😌👍

fifty minutes later ao3 inbox: (1)

me: …wait. who was that. who read it. who’s my special little guy. come here. let me look at you. let me HOLD you.

ao3 inbox: (2)

me: feral screaming OH MY GOODNESS THEY’RE BREEDING

ao3 inbox: (5)

me: I’M GONNA PUKE I’M GONNA CRY I’M GONNA WRITE 10K OF SLOW BURN FOR YOU SPECIFICALLY WHOEVER YOU ARE

ao3 inbox: (10)

me: on the floor, kicking my feet they LIKE me they REALLY LIKE ME I’M GONNA BUILD A SHRINE

tldr; shoutout to everyone who turns the (0) into the (1) and then into the (more than 1). i don’t know who you are but i’m spiritually holding your face in my hands and whispering danke

Your phone fought you because it knew humanity wasn’t ready for this masterpiece. It sensed the power. It tried to stop the prophecy.

And yet… you prevailed. you, warrior of pixels. knight of low battery and glitchy scrollings. Van Gogh could never. Da Vinci is quaking.

anyway I laughed so hard I choked on air. 11/10 would suffer again. ok ly bye gotta go write some landoscar fluff before I forget the plot and the armour.

seeing a lot of max fan accounts already sealing wdc to mcl proves my point that we as a community need to learn more from our friends, chirlies. bc wdym you’ve given up already? with max, everything is possible, even if it’s mathematically impossible. and it’s only round 7. what is going on? WHERE IS YOUR DELULU WHERE IS YOUR RAGE

beautiful women like my posts every day and yet the nightmare goes on

@iluvoscarpiastri HIIIII IM GETTING A SIBLING YESSS

fellas i’ve done it again. i’ve accidentally adopted another child/sibling on tumblr. again. how i manage this is beyond me

I’m not procrastinating I’m simply choosing to engage in emotionally enriching suffering before I do the Thing™

Your fluff fluffs really well and I love it very much

But a sequal for TKPG????

I would go feral for it!

No pressure tho lol

Write whatever you wanna write and we will love it & you regardless

i- okay

i might cry

babes i have been thinking of writing a sequel but like I don't think the ending of that chap could be topped by a sequel. like 'In case you forget: You are Charles Leclerc. You are loved.' feels pretty final. like I don't think I can top that like spiritually. but but but I will try!!!

thats a lot of filler words do not judge me 👀🫵

the way my brain politely steps out for coffee every time i need it to proofread.

my ability to read what ive typed out 20 times before hitting post and still not notice a typo is remarkable

made me laugh and cry. 10/10 worst experience of my life. cant wait for this weekend.

ferrari will have to do FOUR pitstops im actually terrified for everyone involved 😭

Four pitstops because of two drivers right? So 2 and 2. We really gotta specify at this point because who the fuck knows what the next bizarre rule will be.

Fortunately, ferrari is extremely rapid with pitstops. Unfortunately, pitstops require a strategy.