I Just Found Your Fics Today And I Am Completely Obsessed Thank You So Much For Your Service To Whatever

OMG OMG OMG THE NEW BEARNELLI FIC????????

ARE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE??? I CANT BELIEVE YOURE LETTING US READ SUCH A MASTERPIECE FOR FREE......THE FLIRTING?? THE TENSION???? THE OVERALL DUMBASS ENERGY?? ACTUAL PERFECTION!!!! THIS IS THE KIND OF FIC THAT RUINS YOU SPIRITUALLY, MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY BUT IN AN AESTHETIC WAY. OLLIE MY POOR EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED GREMLIN WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH KIMI IS PLATONIC 😭😭. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT OLLIE WOULD TOP BUT NOOOOO THE WAY YOU WROTE KIMI MADE ME FEEL DUMB AF FOR EVEN THINK8NG THAT CAUSE WOOOWWW MY MAN KIMI OUT HERE DOING THE MOST. THE WAY HE PRACTICALLY TORTURED OLLIE FOR WEEKS GAVE ME LIFEE LIKE YASSSSSSS TAKE REVENGE FROM THE DUMBASS WHO HAS BEEN IN DENIAL ABOUT HIS FEELINGS FOR YOU FOR YEAAARSSS BY FLIRTING WITH HIM TILL HE GOES INSANE. THIS FIC IS CANON TO ME, LIKE THIS SHIT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING IS SOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE AND WE'RE JUST UNLUCKY TO NOT BE BORN IN IT

YOU HAVE RUINED ME IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS. ITS LIKE YOUR WRITING STYLE WAS SPECIALLY CREATED FOR ME IN A LAB SOMEWHERE. I WOULD DEVOUR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU EVER WRITE EVEN IF IT IS JUST YOU DESCRIBING PAINT DRY FOR 100K WORDS. I WOULD EAT THAT SHIT UP LIKE STARVING WOMAN. I GENUINELY LOVE YOU

brb gonna write a 100k fic abt paint drying

but seriously, THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR READING BABYGIRL I AM LITERALLY SLKFJFGBLVFKSNLB THANK YOU!!!! I JUST. YEAH.

hello your fics are cool and i need to inject them into my veins also

HELLOOOOOOOOO

boop :>

HELLO THERE. rhgheiugevruh I love reading all of your comments, they've got me kicking my feet and giggling. and thank you so so so much for reading <33 and also, yes, injecting is a great idea. but osmosis often works too.

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

it be like that sometimes.

”match my freak” match my intense need for constant reassurance and affection

hm cant relate 👀👀

lol imagine bestie-ing so hard over what was originally a parasocial interaction and then evolves into you semi-adopting (canon on tumblr) a new sibling/child to the point where you pester them all day every day with crack plot idea for fics and also memes sprinkled with reminders to hydrate and also end up discussing co-authoring fanfics anyways aha couldn’t be me 👀👀

I’m not procrastinating I’m simply choosing to engage in emotionally enriching suffering before I do the Thing™

gonna stop writing one shots until im done with parent trap, greek comedies, and red flags.

i will probs last for two days lmao bye.

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

gap in my résumé cause i was just snuggled up so cozy