Gonna Stop Writing One Shots Until Im Done With Parent Trap, Greek Comedies, And Red Flags.

seeing a lot of max fan accounts already sealing wdc to mcl proves my point that we as a community need to learn more from our friends, chirlies. bc wdym you’ve given up already? with max, everything is possible, even if it’s mathematically impossible. and it’s only round 7. what is going on? WHERE IS YOUR DELULU WHERE IS YOUR RAGE

I'M SO SRY FOR WRITING YUKI CRASHING AND NOW THIS HAPPENS I WILL NOW WRITE HAPPY YUKIERRE FLUFF (unrelated to the main story)

-icantwritelol

OK GOOD I WILL BE WAITING 👀❤️

heyy not to be dramatic but you kind of own the bearnellli tag on ao3. like. it’s yours. you have the deed and the corresponding mortgage. i love the way you characterise kimi as this little Italian chaos gremlin (who occasionally has an insecure side that has me reading like 🥹) and ollies gay panic whenver hes near.

idk if u take requests or prompts, but (on the off chance you do) if your divine creative powers ever feel like blessing us with a fic where one of them starts reading fanfic and then spirals into a black hole of thirst and emotional devastation (as one does)... I would simply ascend. no pressure. just respectfully, desperately, on my knees 🙏✨

giggling rn. THANK YOU FOR READING MY FICS AND THANK YOU FOR PRAISING ME I AM HIGH OFF DEM EGO

also yes i take requests. and yes I will try to write something around what u have asked coz I am a very good human being and a chronic people pleaser. and thank you for being on your knees I really really really appreciate it.

Rosquez x The Internet

ok i trust ur inifinite wisdom based on this one opinion and i wanna write an f1Xmarvel crossover.

now who the heck is iron man gonna be?

“lando would be such a good spider-man”

“oscar would be such a good spider-man”

ESTEBAN OCON IS RIGHT THERE 😭😭😭

omg u did it again with the angst i fucking ate that shit UPPPPP. i love heavy angst with happy-ish endings and ik it's not the same as what charles was going through but as someone who is insanely dependent on google calendar to remember to perform simple daily tasks such as wash my hair, do my laundry, and make coffee in the morning, i really did feel seen by charles and his detailed notes app

lmao im pretty sure thats a universal uni student experience, mate. i hope that's vindicating.

me, writing a character saying “i’m fine” as they wipe blood off their face and collapse into someone’s arms: yeah this is what storytelling is all about. this is what shakespeare was trying to do. this is what orwell would’ve written if he had a tumblr account and unresolved abandonment issues.

made me laugh and cry. 10/10 worst experience of my life. cant wait for this weekend.

ferrari will have to do FOUR pitstops im actually terrified for everyone involved 😭

Four pitstops because of two drivers right? So 2 and 2. We really gotta specify at this point because who the fuck knows what the next bizarre rule will be.

Fortunately, ferrari is extremely rapid with pitstops. Unfortunately, pitstops require a strategy.

max: i am at truly a loss for words

george, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, max continued to yell at me for another fifteen minutes

YOU INCREDIBLE AUTHOR, HOW DO YOU KEEP WRITING SUCH INCREDIBLE CRACK?!? I have sent PARAGRAPHS to my friends about your fics, you’re so fucking skilled. Also how do you get all your ideas??

OH MY GOD PARAGRAPHS??? ACTUAL PARAGRAPHS???? I AM FLIPPING A TABLE IN GRATITUDE. i am knocking on your door at 3am just to whisper “thank you” and then moonwalk away into the void in tears of joy and unfiltered longing for validation.

as for where I get my ideas… honestly?? I don’t know. they break into my home. i wake up at 2am in a cold sweat thinking “what if charles was President of the World (ref to that one ferrari pr video lmao) and kept passing laws that exclusively ruin maxie's life?” or “what if kimi is silently in love with ollie but also just threw a bag of frozen peas at Lando for reasons unknown to everyone including moi?”

THANK YOU for being a complete legend and making me feel like i have 12 brain cells instead of just 2 that take turns driving. I love you. i would write 10k words of crack just for you and make every sentence worse than the last. fingers crossed. pinky promised. 💥💞