Omg U Did It Again With The Angst I Fucking Ate That Shit UPPPPP. I Love Heavy Angst With Happy-ish Endings

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if lando norris was 3 and charles leclerc was an apple then how many centimeters is the milk that i need to burn on the antarctic refrigerator to gain 3/10ths down the straight at the rainbow road grand prix circuit?

first of all, thank you for this question. It has changed my life. second of all, the answer is clearly blueberry.

you see, if Lando is 3 (which checks out), and sharl leclair is an apple (organic ofc), then the milk (specifically emotionally unstable almond milk) needs to be cryogenically yeeted onto the antarctic refrigerator, which, as we all know, is guarded by two penguins named Lewis and Seb.

once you bypass the ice circuit boss battle (featuring rookie Fernando Alonso on skates), u pour exactly π centimetres of combusted dairy essence into the carburettor of your Mario Kart and scream "FOR MONZAAAA" while drifting at preciselyy 42° angle into rainbow road.

congratulations! you now have 3/10ths and also irreversible lactose trauma. charles is still an apple. lando has evolved into 4 somehow.

science. ✨

how do I know ollie bearman is destined for ferrari? well you see he is extremely talented, and pure of heart, and most importantly haunted by misfortune

it be like that sometimes.

i just want to let you know The Kingdom, The Power, The Glory haunts me everyday 🥹 and I read the snippet you posted and OH MY GOD IM IN SHAMBLES 😭😭😭

May I suggest having bits of Max talking to other drivers too 😭 also the notes, i feel like charles was very elaborate on his note system that its probably a goldmine in there. No pressure though, and thanks again for sharing TKTPTG, forever OBSESSED

THANK YOU FOR THE SUGGESTIONS BABESS!! love you mwahh IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME MORE OF THESE PLS PLS DO I LEGIT HAVE NO PLOT FOR THAT FIC. ONLY VIBES. VERY ANGSTY VIBES.

bribing with plot is a new low even for u babes. alsoooo blinking counts as napping, ryt?

just read abt anatidaephobia and now I have an irrational fear. and also a plot to a crackfic that I don't know what to do with.

what is ur typing speed in wpm cos I swear u write so fast 😭 like pls take a typing test

it’s not about the typing speed babyy 😭 it’s about how many unhinged plot lines are fighting for dominance in my brain at any given moment. i could type at 12 wpm and still drop 5k of feral bearnelli chaos in an hour because the voices won’t shut up (read: hyperbole). typing test???? no. braincell brawl arena??? si.

I just found your fics today and I am completely obsessed thank you so much for your service to whatever because whatever brought you to write them deserves my eternal gratitude

OHHHH WELCOME TO THE CHAOS!!! I’m so honoured to be rotting your brain in real time 🫡 whatever cursed cosmic force led you here, I salute it with my whole soul. Thank YOU for joining the madness 💖

So I might actually be insane cause the amount of times I have read "The Kingdom, The Power, The Glory" is actually insane and too many to count.

i read it exactly once and now the implications of a potential sequel is plaguing me. i might be going insane. its very hard to say. I'm writing fluff to cope.

the realest thing i have ever read. would reblog several times if I could. and I can. and I will.

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