So I Might Actually Be Insane Cause The Amount Of Times I Have Read "The Kingdom, The Power, The Glory"

I’m not procrastinating I’m simply choosing to engage in emotionally enriching suffering before I do the Thing™

stop asking “is this good?” and start asking “did it cause emotional damage?” that’s how you know.

who would win in a fight for charles love max verstappen or franz hermann

Oh oh okayokayokay so Max would definitely win in a physical fight. dude shows up shirtless for no reason, already angry, probably tries to suplex Franz before the bell even rings. he fights like someone who’s been mad since birth.

But Franz? Franz doesn’t fight. Franz haunts. He just shows up in a turtleneck, says something cryptic like “love is a battlefield, but I only bring poetry,” and Charles is done. Fully spiralling. googling “how to fall in love with a man who may or may not be emotionally unavailable and vaguely European (and maybe dutch??).”

So yeah,, Max wins the battle, but Franz wins the war. And the boyfriend.

tldr: franz hermann obviously.

you ever write a line in a fic so unhinged that you sit back and whisper “what the hell is wrong with me” and then immediately keep going because it's kind of genius

bribing with plot is a new low even for u babes. alsoooo blinking counts as napping, ryt?

just read abt anatidaephobia and now I have an irrational fear. and also a plot to a crackfic that I don't know what to do with.

Like omg i loved ur faceless driver bearnelli au like mwah the way u write ollie chaotic af is so good, and i was thinking about faceless driver lestappen where max is like retired and he'd never shown his face like even once during his whole career and he's just like retired now like his vibe from ETA (linearity) and then he meets like charles in a grocery store and charles is like a very facefull ferrari boy and they fall in love slowly etc etc cuz its never gonna be love at first sight and then maybe with some introspection on the faceless driver thing about how they're viewed compared to normal drivers and whether they'd have a superior image in the eyes of the public or what

HMMM i like the plot i might try to write it. like i had an idea with maybe like retired motogp driver max (faceless- goes by franz obvi) and retired ferrari driver Charles (faceless too) and they fall in love AND ITS A SLOW BURN but I haven't gotten around writing it just yet (stares at my 50 wips in pain)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING BTW I LOVE YOU FOR THAT

what is ur typing speed in wpm cos I swear u write so fast 😭 like pls take a typing test

it’s not about the typing speed babyy 😭 it’s about how many unhinged plot lines are fighting for dominance in my brain at any given moment. i could type at 12 wpm and still drop 5k of feral bearnelli chaos in an hour because the voices won’t shut up (read: hyperbole). typing test???? no. braincell brawl arena??? si.

beautiful women like my posts every day and yet the nightmare goes on

the way my brain politely steps out for coffee every time i need it to proofread.

my ability to read what ive typed out 20 times before hitting post and still not notice a typo is remarkable

if someone doesn't write an AO3 about Max being Achilles re-incarnated to Charles' Patroclus, I am gonna headbutt someone and that's a promise.