Does This Race Give You Hope For Monaco? No.

if someone doesn't write an AO3 about Max being Achilles re-incarnated to Charles' Patroclus, I am gonna headbutt someone and that's a promise.

i’m happy you exist, that you’ve made it so far. it’s not an easy thing. waking up every morning and existing. i hope today you’re safe and that something makes you smile.

phone, I love you so much, you connect me to so many things that i would never see otherwise, thank you phone

Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments

😭😭😭😭 this is a hate crime. a war crime. a psychological crime on my person. I'm reporting this to my pseudo tumblr mum/sister figure.

oh wait thats u.

shit.

just read abt anatidaephobia and now I have an irrational fear. and also a plot to a crackfic that I don't know what to do with.

grammar this. grammar that. sometimes 'grammatically correct' just doesn't hit the spot. the vibes are telling me to laugh in the face of the english language and that's exactly what I'm going to do, one incorrectly structured sentence at a time.

i approach human relationships in a normal manner

box box :)

STAY OUT STAY OUT STAY OUT

I’m not procrastinating I’m simply choosing to engage in emotionally enriching suffering before I do the Thing™

gonna manipulate mansplain malewife gaslight girlboss gatekeep our way thru this one

The white race suits are so the track knows we are pure of heart and will bless the car for this weekend