Grammar This. Grammar That. Sometimes 'grammatically Correct' Just Doesn't Hit The Spot. The Vibes Are

carlos: i heard you were talking shit about me.

oscar: yeah did you wanna hear it again or did you get everything?

lando: oscar—

im obsessed w ur fics, im reading the bearnelli ones like is pure gold, keep feeding me please

oh i ABSOLUTELY INTEND TO

didnt expect to be called out while i was sipping on my tea.

girlhelp I think I empathized too hard with Lightning McQueen and accidentally saw myself in him

Are you insane? If I ever said no to a snippet of you, you have full permission to shot me in the head

OF COURSE YES I'D LOVE TO READ A SNIPPET

I really love how your mind works and what you have planned so far

I'm literally camping in your radio checks

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AS U SHOULDDD BRB GONNA PROOFREAD THAT BABY REAL QUICK AND SEND ITTT

gonna stop writing one shots until im done with parent trap, greek comedies, and red flags.

i will probs last for two days lmao bye.

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Okay quick fic idea- yall know how max pulled the franz hermann shit? But instead of the media spoiling it- no one knows it’s actually max, other than max and the official ppl involved ofc, and Danny ric- Danny always know. Cue Charles Leclercs unhinged crush on Franz and he’s talking to EVERYONE about it, Danny makes Max make an insta, Charles.loses.it. Ensue typical grid drama of wanting find out who this faceless driver is, the older grid members start a betting pool. The rookies act like it’s fanfic and start doing fanfic npc things once they find out Franz is Max. Charles finds out- has a breakdown- and then they get married in vegas and have a million babies godbless 😩🙏

i have a severely questionable fic plot rn and I cant stop it from forming in my brain and I have an exam in like (checks notes) FOUR FREAKING HOURS wish me luck miladies and milads and miladders.

love this guy, the... [checks notes] president of the world??

i dont. he might need to win in '25 for me to refresh my memory

hey guys remember when charles won the monaco grand prix

everywhere i look, i see his face (lestappen)

@partiallyderived this is ur arena i believe. lets discuss accuracy.

where the drivers would be on the periodic table based on their (current) driver numbers

ok so fernando being tony is ABSOLUTELY goated. and jenson being rhodey is slayyy. lewis and nico. no notes. we are turning brocedes into stucky. we can brainstorm the rest of them when I'm not half slept-for-two-hours and half should-be-studying my way thru life

“lando would be such a good spider-man”

“oscar would be such a good spider-man”

ESTEBAN OCON IS RIGHT THERE 😭😭😭