Are You Insane? If I Ever Said No To A Snippet Of You, You Have Full Permission To Shot Me In The Head

i approach human relationships in a normal manner

the way my brain politely steps out for coffee every time i need it to proofread.

my ability to read what ive typed out 20 times before hitting post and still not notice a typo is remarkable

alright everyone it's time to start spreading the "charles got a podium in the 7th fastest car" agenda

everywhere i look, i see his face (lestappen)

@partiallyderived this is ur arena i believe. lets discuss accuracy.

where the drivers would be on the periodic table based on their (current) driver numbers

i will say, i was unsure about going into bearnelli territory because they're literally like my kids and i baby them horribly (in my head) (we hold people accountable according to their age don't worry), but i have to say. they are certainly. new dimensions. they add new dimensions to your fics. it's like seeing your neighbour's kid grow up in front of your eyes. like what do you mean the people that were previously idiots e.g. lando, oscar, etc. are the mature ones now??? WHY ARE THE BABIES SO TALL AND GROWN UP NOW?? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FOETUSES?

tldr: i really liked the soulmate fic 😭😭😭 the fact that ollie had to be told kimi's first name is andrea is just 😭😭😭😭

Thank you!!!! truly. I’m honoured my little chaos goblins could devastate you in new spiritual dimensions 🫡 They’ve been eating metaphorical growth hormones and trauma. It’s all character development, babyy.

ily I’m emotionally unstable now k byeee.

to the people who are following me

thank you

im sorry

"Aurelia Knife Verstappen-Leclerc" i giggled so bad that whole fic

AHHHHH its a valid name!! lmao it was either knife or sword and I stuck with knife THANKS FOR READING BTW!! LOVE YOUUU

the realest thing i have ever read. would reblog several times if I could. and I can. and I will.

tutorial on how to live laugh love even when your world is imploding

Hiiii its me again.....omg i was so stressed when I couldn't find ur tumblr account lol 😭😭😭

Anyway I just wanted to say that YOUR WRITING IS BLOODY AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU AND EVERY SINGLE FIC YOU HAVE EVER WRITTEN AND I HOPE YOU HAVE THE MOST PERFECT LIFE EVER 😭🛐🤍

HIII BABYYY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME IM GONNA CRY 😭❤️❤️❤️