Hiiii Its Me Again.....omg I Was So Stressed When I Couldn't Find Ur Tumblr Account Lol 😭😭😭

So I might actually be insane cause the amount of times I have read "The Kingdom, The Power, The Glory" is actually insane and too many to count.

i read it exactly once and now the implications of a potential sequel is plaguing me. i might be going insane. its very hard to say. I'm writing fluff to cope.

LePlatypus, Mon Amour.

a phineas and ferb X f1 crackfic? si. i don't have much plot at the moment so I thought I would just post whatever I have.. so this is a snippet. if u wanna write the fic dm me! i have ideas but no ambition.

Maximilian Doofenshmirtz had a problem.

Well, he had several problems. His evil lair's espresso machine was on the fritz again, his latest inator had turned his favorite pair of shoes into sentient beings that now refused to be worn, and his daughter Lanessa was threatening to move out if he didn't stop using her room as a storage space for his "Evil Plans That Didn't Work" memorabilia.

But the most pressing issue at hand was the mysterious human who kept showing up and thwarting his evil schemes.

Max had first noticed the man during his attempt to replace all the city's pigeons with robotic versions that would deliver his manifesto instead of defecating on statues. Just as he was about to activate the Pigeonator 3000, the man had appeared out of nowhere, dismantled the machine with alarming efficiency, and disappeared without a trace.

"Who was that?" Max had wondered aloud, scratching his head. "Just some random human? How rude!"

This pattern continued. Every time Max was on the verge of executing a brilliant plan—be it the Mustache-Inator, designed to give everyone in the Tri-State Area a mustache (regardless of gender), or the Reverse-Vacuum-Inator, intended to suck all the air out of a room to make people appreciate oxygen more—the same man would appear, sabotage his efforts, and vanish.

Max was baffled. He had no idea who this person was. He didn't even have a name for him. He was just... that human.

Then, one day, during an attempt to turn all the city's fountains into chocolate fondue stations (because why not?), the man showed up again.

Max's eyes widened in zero recognition.

"A human?!" he exclaimed.

This time, however, he had put on a red fedora with a sigh.

"Charles the Human?!"

Charles, adjusting his fedora, gave Max a bemused look. "I've always been human, Max."

Max blinked. "No, no, no. You're Charles the Human. I recognise you now because of the hat."

Charles sighed. "We've been through this. I'm always me, hat or no hat."

Max waved him off. "Nonsense. Without the hat, you're just some random human. But with the hat, you're Charles the Human, my nemesis!"

From that day forward, Max was convinced that the red fedora was the key to Charles's identity. Whenever Charles appeared without it, Max would treat him as a stranger, even if they had just spoken the day before.

"Who are you?" Max would ask, squinting suspiciously.

"It's me, Charles," Charles would reply, exasperated.

"Charles who?"

"Charles the Human."

Max would shake his head. "Impossible. Charles the Human wears a red fedora. You're just a regular human."

Charles eventually gave up trying to convince Max otherwise. He started carrying the fedora with him at all times, putting it on whenever he needed Max to recognise him.

Their interactions became increasingly absurd. Max would invite Charles over for tea, only to forget who he was if he took off his hat to scratch his head.

"Stranger danger!" Max would yell, throwing a scone at Charles.

"It's me, Max!" Charles would protest, dodging the pastry.

"Prove it!"

Charles would sigh, put the fedora back on, and Max's face would light up.

"Charles the Human! There you are! I was wondering where you'd gone."

Despite the chaos, their relationship developed a strange rhythm. Max would devise elaborate schemes, Charles would thwart them, and they would share tea afterward—provided Charles kept his hat on.

One evening, as they sat on Max's balcony overlooking the city, Max turned to Charles.

"You know, Charles the Human, you're the best nemesis a villain could ask for."

Charles smiled. "Thanks, Max. You're not so bad yourself."

Max nodded, then frowned. "Wait a minute. Who are you?"

Charles groaned. "Not this again."

me with the f1 demigod series

relatable type shii

guys i have been phoneless for all of 2 hours and i already think i am dying

does this race give you hope for monaco? no.

sorry I can't respond to your text bc I need to die a thousand deaths for some reason

this speaks to me on a level that's very... low.

Writers on a random Tuesday: Sits down, locks in, giggles, writes 10k, does not sleep

Also writers on a random Tuesday: writes one sentence and then stares into the abyss for five fours

me: posts a fic on ao3 also me, 0.3 seconds later: let me just take a totally casual peek at my inbox 🥰

ao3 inbox: (0)

me: ok haha that’s fine i didn’t write that with my whole chest and soul and childhood trauma or anything 😌👍

fifty minutes later ao3 inbox: (1)

me: …wait. who was that. who read it. who’s my special little guy. come here. let me look at you. let me HOLD you.

ao3 inbox: (2)

me: feral screaming OH MY GOODNESS THEY’RE BREEDING

ao3 inbox: (5)

me: I’M GONNA PUKE I’M GONNA CRY I’M GONNA WRITE 10K OF SLOW BURN FOR YOU SPECIFICALLY WHOEVER YOU ARE

ao3 inbox: (10)

me: on the floor, kicking my feet they LIKE me they REALLY LIKE ME I’M GONNA BUILD A SHRINE

tldr; shoutout to everyone who turns the (0) into the (1) and then into the (more than 1). i don’t know who you are but i’m spiritually holding your face in my hands and whispering danke

That was freaking amazing omg

I love you

I literally have no words

Heard that you need to study tho so I'll shut up

Cause girl same

But that really was amazing can't wait for the full piece to drop

Now you go study & I'll do the same

Thank you pookie for posting this and listening to my rambling

-🤖

ok ok ok byeeee LETS ALL LOCK INNN

I love how you completely disappear from the face of the earth for while and then return to bless us with the most life changing fics ever.... I LOVEDDD the new fics especially the lestappen to Cadillac one

( also Greek tragedies update when?? 😭😭 ) (no pressure tho, take ur time 🤍)

lmao inspiration sneaked up on me and held me by my neck and cradled me into writing a couple of fics.

also greek tragedies will happen when I SAY IT HAPPENS. aka i don't have a plot for it. i was technically planning on making greek tragedies into two parts.. first part being what it now is and second part being the continuation of bearnelli fic as well, with the quest and stuff.. but I can't for the love of all things whimsical figure out a way to write it down. but I will get there somehow. nothing to worry abt. sorry abt the rant. love you for reading. love you for existing. byeee