Btw. To Everyone Who's Suffering Because Of Sports Right Now: Remember That You Can't Be So Back If It

please please please update ur fanfics im begging u

yes milord i shall get right to it after i slay the dragon of finals with my magic pen of doom 🫡🫡

sorry I can't respond to your text bc I need to die a thousand deaths for some reason

me, writing a character saying “i’m fine” as they wipe blood off their face and collapse into someone’s arms: yeah this is what storytelling is all about. this is what shakespeare was trying to do. this is what orwell would’ve written if he had a tumblr account and unresolved abandonment issues.

my exams are going on which is why i had set your mammoth bearnelli fic aside as a treat for me to devour after i tackled molecular biology. sadly, molecular biology defeated me BUT i decided i still deserve a treat and went and read the fic and i just gotta say, that is a promising early investment in bearnelli stocks. stocks that i see rising in the future (i have no clue abt stock market lingo i am a microbiology major)

Thank you for reading, you microbiology legend. I hope the fic helped make the post-exam brain fog slightly more bearable (or bearnellable? sorry), and I promise to keep writing like I'm being chased by deadline demons and the spirit of Enzo Ferrari himself. despite the finals. especially despite the finals.

also you get extra serotonin points for saying “mammoth bearnelli fic.” I’m putting that on my gravestone.

Let me know when you recover from molecular trauma so we can scream about F1 properly 😌🫶

"Aurelia Knife Verstappen-Leclerc" i giggled so bad that whole fic

AHHHHH its a valid name!! lmao it was either knife or sword and I stuck with knife THANKS FOR READING BTW!! LOVE YOUUU

Literally goes soooo well with your "The Kingdom, The Power, The Glory"

Like???? Anyway still in love with this absolute masterpiece of a fic 🫶🏻

like Charles really said “I am in pain but I am driving through it with the ferocity of a man possessed.” I am holding your comment to my chest like a relic 😭AHHH thank you so so much for reading!! 🥺💛

lowkey will adjust to that reality if we ever get to hear "charles leclerc wins his first world championship" tbh.

devastating thought. last year could be the only time we ever hear the words "charles leclerc wins the monaco grand prix." anyways i'm doing well.

max: i am at truly a loss for words

george, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, max continued to yell at me for another fifteen minutes

lmao YESS

Charles: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Max, not looking up from their book: Spear. Charles: BLOCKED.