I’m Literally So Hyperfixated On Resident Evil And Leon Kennedy It’s So Fucking Bad Like I Don’t

TotK Spoilers:

OH MY GOD THEY LIVE TOGETHER AND THEY HAVE ONE BED AND SHE KEPT HIS OLD HAIRBAND OMG OMG OMG

Orin baldursgate is conceptually the funniest character of all time on account of simultaneously being a changeling whose whole thing is SHE COULD BE ANYONE AT ANY TIME who also she cannot refrain for more than 45 seconds from monologuing about getting into someone’s thoracic cavity with her teeth and lovingly tearing all the heart-muscle to pearly pink ribbons

Made a sequel to one of my most popular posts

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GUESS WHAT!

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Dick and Steph would be giggling and kicking their feet while painting each others nails and talking about boys

Fully in my bemulleted white guy era

I promise I’ll post another chapter of my Oblivion rewrite when I get off work but for now take this completed one shot (?) of my HoK OC dealing with Martin Septim’s death while also having his child 👍🏽

Bruce: We are a Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss family NOT a Manwhore, Mansplain, Manslaughter family

Tell me a Secret

Pairing - Jason Todd X Reader Words - 629 Warnings - Angst - Happy Ending. Notes - I’m currently experiencing the big sad and it turns out scrolling through sad Pinterest quotes doesn’t help. Whoops.

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Your body sways to the left, unbalanced, landing somewhere between drunk and weightless. Gravity doesn’t apply and if you close your eyes, you can almost imagine you’re floating, spiralling too close to the sun.

If you reach out, you’ll burn the prints right from your fingers.

“Tell me a secret.” Jason breathes, warm fingers sliding from the inside of your wrist to your elbow. His touch almost burns, makes your skin prickle in the same way it does when there’s a storm outside, when the lightning strikes above your head and rains down nothing but static. “Something no one else knows.”

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