Thinking About The Fact I Had To Delete My Old Account, Because One Of My Irl Freinds Scrolled So Far

Why not

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

I cleaned a while back so only 18 on my phone. I

My laptop reset recently but I believe I had 23

@im-fruity-and-bored (btw your my friend now, were having soft tacos later!)

Does anyone want to play a little game?

It's called "how many open tabs do you have on your phone"

I'm gonna start: 393 tabs in chrome...

Most of it are Ao3 tabs and Tumblr Masters-Posts to various intriguing/ interesting AUs

I'm gonna tag someone bc I want to, but anyone feel free to reblog and play along...

or ignore it... @majoringinfanfiction ...?

Pinned post time!

Please remember I am a MINOR I'm okay with triggering topics just don't like hit on me or anything.

Prounouns, gender, sexuality: he/they/it/any neos (I'm judging you tho watch out). I'm transmasc genderfluid. I'm pansexual.

Dni: homophobes, racists, bots, fashists, nazis(yes including Trump supporters), contact zoophiles, transphobes, incest supporters, dark snipers (grey shipping is on a case bye case basis), people ik irl, and preferably k!nk blogs

Everyone else talk to me pls pls pls

Disorders + acomidations: adhd, anxiety, bipolar, depression. I Suspect dyslexia and autism. If I say something bad, please clearly state I passed a boundery, and explain how to avoid it in the future. If I take a while to respond to something,I could be on a down swing or having a bad day please give me time. Generally give me a little bit of grace :)

Fandoms: gravityfalls

Comfort characters: ford, bill, my ocs

ASK ME ABOUT MY OCS PLEASE

Asks are allways open you can spam them, tell me about anything, info dump, vent, whatever I promise I dont mind.

NEVER MIND

NEVER MIND

NEVER MIND

Oops I just binged 4 books in a week, guess I'm in a new fandom now.

How do I un-meli my tonin

TFW you played Stardew valley till 12, took your meds with a sip of soda, and now have to do two pages of work that are due tomorrow :)

This is how I take notes for story's, and then I wonder why my writing is shit.

 — — — —

-wakes up human.

-*panik*.

-oh shit what do i do. -

haha this isnt real. -that fucking newt

-but actually wtf do i do

-im in gravity falls

-fuck fuck fuck fuck

-THAT FUCKING NEWT

-gets hit bye a car

 ~~~~~~

-ford fineds his half-dead body

 ~~~~~~

-fuck fuck fuck

-murder 

-i allmost died

-exstitinial crisis

-bathroom breakdown

-exstitintial crisis pt2

-its fine

-evhill

-ending ig

Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.

So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.

And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.

Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.

Reddit is like if Tumblr and 4chan had a hate child

Get reblogged mf @caffeinated-object

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

Ugh fine