Yeah He Def Kills The Kids

steph after Cass broke up with Kon

i heard there was a flower in my lung

i wanted to get it out, i didn't want to choke on it

so I drank some pesticide

but all it did was poison my stomach

it's made it into their tags too. I scrolled through an entire page of Danny Phantom crossovers while in the stephcass tag the other day. It's not annoying per say, just a lot. especially when it's really a batboy fic and they're a two word background mention.

Me: "Why's everyone complaining about all the Danny Phantom crap invading the Batfam tags? I don't see it anywhere." Me: (goes outside the girls' tags) Me: "Ahhhh."

"He was a good father, but a terrible scientist." blah blah "Nothing here is worth coming back for. I have no home." or "The first time I killed a god, the golden ichor burned my skin. I wear gloves now."

That's cool and all but have you ever tried mixing cocaine into a Sprite?

A coupla drawings I did for fun

"umm no my depression and lack of want to live isn't a result of negative childhood experiences, it's just apart of the creative process", I say delusionally to my laptop screen after it's crashed for the fourth time in the past hour

makes sense when you remember Tim was made to be an audience insert for the little boys consuming batman content. A mary sue but boy. A mark sue if you will

he is the fan pov. and a bad one too boo tomato tomato

Fanon is actually just Tim Drake's perspective on the Batfamily. He's walking around after a 23 and me test doing that white person thing where he's telling everyone he's Wasian, telling people his ex definitely didn't leave him for the weird girl your dad half adopted they're just sisters, oh and Ra's and Shiva love him actually.

idk why but my painkillers smell like chalk and taste like suffocating summer camp air

Listen If I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the documentary lol.

"What's your obsession with teaching animals piano? That's like half the stuff on this list."

"Every animal should be able to appreciate music!!!" best quote from Hailey's On It. I think about it all the time. It's not deep or anything like that it's just a word blorbo