I Have Been Informed By Sources (Tumblr Mutual In The Notes Of Their Own Post) That Event (DCAU Bruce

I love the idea of Stephanie being like a drug dealer in a 80s PSA and any time one of the batkids strays too far from Bruce's watch she slides on in like "hey kids you wanna buy some friendship and whimsy? Don't you know all the cool kids are into emotional health and disobeying Batman?"

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wow cool I didn't know i had a Tumblr addiction (I did, I do know. I'm not gonna stop)

"IN THIS BRIEFCASE IS YOUR HEALTH AND WELLBEING. YOU CAN TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU IF CAN RUN FASTER THAN THIS BAT!!!"

Ok no but like how long in DC canon till the reality TV Cass learnt English from is MrBeast and various other YouTubers?

loving someone so much that you wanna mix their blood into your veins no matter how violently ill that'd probably make you auogh

idea: historian obsessed with meeting Logan Howlett because he's a historical primary source and they NEED to interview him to fact-check their paper on the 1800s that they've worked on for years

tea

park day

maybe a sacrifice

yeah he def kills the kids

I don't know shit about spiderman but I know that sometimes in canon he goes to see terminally ill kids and shows them who is under the mask but like- if the kid magically recovers or something does he have to like, kill them cuz now they know or

save space for jesus? AHH!!! WHAT IS HE DOING IN MY BEDROOM THATS A DEAD GUY IN MY ROOM!!!!

there is a celestial rule, and it is that everything is about wife. Odysseus follows it <3

polites: look! a half-full glass!

eurylochus: its not a half-full glass. its just a glass with water inside.

odysseus: penelope used to drink water...