cw. sub!naoya, amab!angel!reader, not proofread, 1AM drabble.
“how disappointing. do all demons have such low endurance?” you ask, looking down at naoya in slight pity as the demon's body twitched and shuddered under your touch. although you had stopped give naoya a temporary reprieve, his body seemed to beg you to continue ravaging him. “to think an all-powerful demon is being fucked like a cheap, back alley whore by a weak little angel like me..” you purr, earning a quiet growl from the other man.
naoya looked over his shoulder at you and glared weakly, his eyes unfocused and hazy with lust. “wh.. who the fuck are you calling a—ahn!~” he cut himself off with a hoarse whimper as you suddenly manhandled the base of his tail. as if driven by pure lust and instinct, naoya shook his hips, backing into you—his back arching sinfully.
he didn't even realize what he was doing until you began taunting him again.
“are you sure you aren't a succubus?” you whisper, your sickeningly sweet voice irritating him, but somehow turning him on even more. he hated how relaxing your voice was—especially since your words were anything but.
you continue, “this slutty hole of yours is squeezing down on me so greedily.. and look at this useless dick—” you slapped his cock, which had been untouched until then. the sudden, harsh contact nearly sent him over the edge. “—you came twice before, without me even touching it. pathetic.”
noaya attempted to refute, but only a needy whine sounded as he opened his mouth. he wanted you to fuck him again, but his pride as a demon wouldn't allow him to beg for it—even though it was already on the verge of shattering, getting closer to his breaking point with each passing moment—and you could read him like a book. “'m not pathetic.. you bastard..”
“lets see how long you can keep up that little act of yours, demon.”
Andi aita?
I have this on again off again situationship with this guy for past four years. Initially, I tracked his ass down but he took the bait cause he is a loser.
Problem is I know he's been a whore this all time like dming girls, even paying for sex but I have him by the balls and he is like RICH RICH. His family likes me also.
I think if I can tolerate his ass I can trick him into marrying me soon which will be a huge payout?
What do you think?
anon i’m not going to lie to u this is kind of insane😭😭
i think there must be a better way… i feel like marrying this guy might bring you a lot more problems than solutions
but let’s hear from the audience🎤🎤🎤
If you're having trouble keeping up with what's going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:
While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as "pro terrorism" (which they're not, they're literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.
Please don't stop speaking about Palestine.
Longtail is such a funny name it’s like his mom looked at her newborn son and was just… “holy shit that’s a long kitten.” When he’s older she’ll tell him she named him that because she wishes he’ll live long and experience a lot when no it’s just because of her initial reaction.
(they have also made a post apologizing for the confusion)
BITCH -
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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
I don't know whether the story about tibetan spaniels and tibetan mastiffs working together is true or not, but I find it way too fucking funny. Like imagine being a burglar who's broken into a monastery to do burglarly things, and then you hear a noise and you're like "oh shit I'm caught", but then you turn to look and it's just this tiny dog who looks at you with mild disgust and wanders off.
So you sigh in relief and continue with your robbery before you hear another noise, and immediately become aware of three things: The little dog came back with a friend, the new buddy is the size of one metric Fuck You, and you are about to find out which afterlife is real.