*raiden Shoguns Lucifer:3*

ok but what if Vox aired the footage of Alastor getting his shit rocked by Adam thinking haha i'm so evil he'll be so EMBARRASSED except it backfires and Alastor becomes an overnight folk hero in Hell which he actually hates even fucking more and now neither of them are happy

//From Parade of Providence event Day 1

Sumeru Akademiya championships out of context

(it's not exactly what happened, with the swiftflies at least, buuuut--)

While on another quest for a college recommendation letter (something he really shouldn’t need by this point) Percy gets punted back to the past, right at the beginning of the Trojan war.

So imagine your a mid level commander praying for the loyalty of your men, who are getting pretty pissed just waiting around on a beach. When suddenly some guy appears in-front of you in a flash of light… Naturally you would assume he is a God, here to answer your prayer! He even gives you tips on how to insure your men stay loyal! Clearly this as of yet unknown God deserves your worship! But who is he?

Meanwhile Percy hasn’t even released he’s in the past yet, he just thinks this guy is some demigod leading his first quest! So obviously he gives him tips! Oh and he wants Percy’s name? Well it’s been a while since anybody didn’t recognise him on site, but he’s not gonna knock that!

So he introduces himself, completely unaware he’s just kicked off his own cult among the Greek soldiers. After all given their situation, a God of loyalty would be pretty popular! Poor Percy who’s mortality was already hanging by a thread, ascends from all the prayers.

After following his new friend back to his camp, Percy eventually realises where, and more importantly when, he is. Yet in typical Percy fashion, he doesn’t realise he’s now a God. Instead he wonders through the camp helping where he can, all while dodging the attention of the Kings who command this army, he doesn’t wanna mess with history to much you know!

And yet now Odysseus and the rest are all searching for this godling in their camp, each eager to claim his patronage for their own, who wouldn’t want the God of loyalty on their side? Unfortunately for them a certain sea God, who at this point still supports the Trojan’s, finally senses Percy’s presence and is quick to grab his new baby from the mortal camp.

I would really love it if Charlie saw Alastor’s pointless beefing with her dad and took it as an opportunity to force him to be more social.

Like she’d make a comment about how happy she is that her dad gets along with her friends, and she really appreciates that, and then Lucifer would give Alastor a smug look so Al would immediately start aggressively getting along with everybody else.

And Charlie is essentially manipulating Alastor into being a nicer person, and he is perfectly aware she’s doing it and it makes him even more angry.

Because there’s nothing he can do about it; either he accepts defeat to Lucifer and has to deal with his smug looks, or he plays nice with Charlie and has to deal with Charlie smiling at him brighter than usual, and there’s an obvious choice between the two of those.

And Lucifer of course has no idea any of this is happening. His daughter is using him to perform psychological warfare on his dad-nemesis and he’s so blinded by her compliments that he doesn’t even notice.

i love their ancient love triangle... its like anime

Okay so this might be a little bit Out of Character, and very much “He would not fucking say that” but could you imagine if Kaveh was the kind of guy to just go “Huh. Wild.” at like the oddest shit. Like his standards for what is “normal” is so fucking skewed mostly because it’s Alhaitham’s fault but also this guy has a float suitcase from ancient tech. He’s broke. He has no more sanity left.

So just imagine, that Alhaitham comes back from a trip from the desert haunted and looks directly at Kaveh and says “I think I might be the reincarnation of King Deshret.”

And Kaveh, who at this point, has been dealing with Alhaitham’s bullshit for too long now, just goes “Huh. Wild. What does that have to do with me though?” and just returns to his sketching or whatever.

And so whilst his roommate has his whole “Am I a God Reborn or am I Overthinking This?” crisis with like the Sumeru Revolution team or something Kaveh’s over there, sitting on the couch, watching all of this and saying “Well at least he’s socialising”

"After everything you've done-" holy shit do you ever shut up Poseidon

He stayed in the shrine with Miko after the second betrayal

I was slightly invested on the whole Alhaitham being Nadia’s familiar thing— so I came up with something… what if he is an Aranara that can be seen by humans and just refuses to use his real form 💀💀💀 /nsrs

Hope you like it!!

The feeling where Norton’s hunter counterpart easily carries you with one rock hand? But he puts down his pickaxe and use both his hands, letting him see and feel exactly how small you are compared to him in his hunter form. It makes him feel excited that he’s amused when you try to struggle out of his hold. Only to be stuck in his grasp for the rest of the match.

But with your hunter counterpart, you gain a bit of height that you have to look down at his survivor form even though his height reaches up to your chest area. And despite not knowing the reason why his counterpart carries your small survivor form, you decided to do it towards his survivor counterpart. Which he’s embarrassed to be seen by his teammates being carried by his treasure’s hunter form. he can totally see his teammates teasing him about this moment after they all escape.