Genshin Doesn't Talk About This Friendship Enough

I want Deshret Alhaitham to be canon because it would be hilariously ironic for Rahman.

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Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the fandango?

Since you seem to like our walking cabbages so much, imagine if they got together and formed a mafia style crime syndicate and took control of the underworld of Teyvat.

Now imagine some poor treasure hunter is being interrogated by Jean as to why his gang has been stealing seeds and vegetables and flowers, only for the door to be kicked open by a walking cabbage in a pinstripe suit with a cigar in it's lips as it tell him he can get back to business before said cabbage looks at Jean and tosses her some Dandelion seeds as a bribe before it turns on it's heel and leaves.

Jean would be left wondering just what was in the tea Lisa gave her, and if it was time for her to take a nice long break.

In summary, Aranara Mafia au with the Creator either being the Godfather/Godmother or the fool who gave them the inspiration to become a gang of eco minded criminals who aim to seize control of the underworld of Teyvat and use it to spread green across the world by steadily taking control of society from the shadows.

I am very tired and have work tomorrow, and so my brain is running on spite and fumes right now, so I apologize for the mess this idea is.

LMAOOOOOOO UNFORTUNATELY I SUCK AT WRITING BUT I'LL TRY COMING UP WITH A FIC BASED ON THIS 💀💀💀

OTHER THAN THAT TYSM FOR THE IDEA

Edit: WAIT ALSO IMAGINE IF THEY USE THE MONEY THEY GOT TO DONATE TO ORPHANAGES OR BUY SNACKS FOR THE SMALL NARA THAT VISIT EVERY NOW AND THEN <3

That one scene from Princess Mononoke (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

First KazuScara fanart!

(How do you use Tumbler again?)

celestia granting kazuha’s wish for a travelling companion 

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

RIP to victor frakenstein but if shen qingqiu found out his huge, handsome man-creature was sad and lonely he would simply fold Immediately.

"oh no i have to fuck him now" no one said you have to do that sqq.

Мой отрядец номер раз У меня, честно, есть обоснование, почему они апхахха

Я не хожу в Бездну (почти), так что на урон мне всё равно.

Аяка тут для быстрого передвижения по миру (ибо Моночки нет). Скар прекрасно летает. А Диона спасает его жёпку от подбития в воздухе. А Казах - это мой любимый мальчик. Сыночек мой~ Я не могу не поставить его в отряд (к своему мужу тем более апхахах)

The Hazbin Hotel fan-content is split into pre-release and post-release of the first season the same way the bible is split into old testament and new testament.

I was just reading a very convincing theory about how Alhaitham may be King Deshret in disguise, much like how Zhongli is Morax and I got slapped with the memory that Alhaitham "used" the divine knowledge capsule during the heist to feign madness. But if he didn't really use it, how did he fake the glitching and eye color changes, and if he did, how did he avoid the actual madness? Also, where tf did that capsule go?