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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Do you see any of yourself in either Cap, or in Steve Rogers?

jungkook watching a street performance of boy in luv (you can see him in the back)

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

“Oh, don’t get me wrong. I don’t like you. I’ve never liked you”

Lucifer has never liked Sam… because he’s always loved him. From the very beginning.

the weirdest shit that’s come out of aussie parliament

“you’re such a cunt” “the minister will refer to people by their correct titles.”

that time the prime minister wasn’t there so they brought a cardboard cutout of him and leaned it on his seat and everyone cheered

pauline pantsdown

the fucking misogyny speech is legendary

“howard djs like a mad cunt”

when they banned the security guards from calling people “mate” and it basically shut down parliament while everyone yelled about how this was unacceptable

when the prime minister got out-debated by fourteen-year-olds

when our prime minister ate two raw onions??? and then when he got fired we put them outside our doors in memory of his shittiness

“it’s time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States”

the world’s shortest press release

this guy just straight up poured crude oil on his hands to prove a point

“AbbotLovesAnal”

this is our opposition leader???????

Myself~

I just hate the fact that people think that I'm young and childish. Especially when they think I don't know adult feeling. You don't know what's inside a person brain.

Hey guys just wanted to put it out there that I’m selling these sick “save the bees” shirts now! They’re available on my etsy shop and they’re $10. And here’s the best part: I’m donating 25% of the money I make selling these to actually help save the bees! So not only do you get a good-looking and affordable shirt, but you’re also helping contribute to a great and very important cause. 

Everyone loves this hyper intelligent, meat-y bird: the Saustrich.