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When you overhear the bridesmaid and the waiter talking shit from the back row

The greatest dynamic duo. [Batman and Robin]

Super sons issue #10

this issue was short but it was so cuteee?!?!

i live for bruce/clark’s banters tbh, these 2 dorks

jon is always cute and he looks adorable af

also, damian threatening jon will never not be funny xD

clark knows bruce so well ;P

only my baby jon can make damian soft ;w; im glad he’s finally opening up to jon

im sorry i cant get over the fact that clark’s car look fckin hideous lmaooo  where does he buy this sht someone help him

AND THE SUPERBOY(KON) POSTER IN JON’S BEDROOM I WANT CONNER BACK

damian being a little devil as always :P

ALFRED YOU SAVAGE (why is everybody insulting damian’s height rofl)

i NEED TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

the fortress of attitude…. i APPROVE

poor child doesnt want to go to school, atleast he have jon ;)

i cant tell if bruce is joking, but i would love to see them try :DD

and finally, isnt revenge sweet? youre doing amazing honey

Bruce Wayne having to play Fuck, Marry, Kill on a talkshow, except all the options are JL members.

He is such an asshole lmao

How come you don't like Hayley Atwell? No hate, I just happened to see a post of yours where you said she was a hippocrate and was wondering your opinion because I don't often see hate about her.

Basically she threw Emily Vancamp under the bus by expressing her displeasure towards staron saying shit like Peggy would “ground her” (Sharon) and just pretty much give Steve a slap on the wrist (much like society is like “boy will be boys” and just let them off- even if their hormonal pursuits put a woman in an uncomfortable position)

And it’s more interesting because after I did some digging (and because I’ve heard so much about it) I found an old tweet where Hayley actually expressed interest and support for Emily and her character which is what I’d likely expect if I still liked her…

But from what I’m told this was a tweet that has since then been deleted and I’m not sure exactly when, but you should also remember Agent Carter (Hayley’s show) cancellation was announced the week of of Civil War’s release (i recall strongly) and to add to that blow her character was also killed off in Civil War in the same movie where Emily’s character was meant to be Steve’s new love interest (as is so in the comics and still to this day) and then the infamous kiss happened and tumblr goes off forever. Hayley was asked at a con what she thought of Steve/Sharon and pretty much it’s what I already said above.

But what you should be taking out of this is how the moment the attention shifted from Hayley she got bitter and basically tossed out any all support for Emily and her character, and I say for a actress who supposedly represents feminist ideals (which I admit is not her fault, that’s the fandom) she sure was quick to show her bitter contempt towards a woman who was already on the receiving end of fandom misogyny.

And of course her fans are- simply put, horrible people (from what i’ve encountered and seen)

She’s also said other problematic things in the past but until I find those I won’t really go off on it. But yeah I don’t really like or care for her now- I hear about her a lot but I don’t see her because her work remains inconsistent anyway.

EDIT: since we live in a bad timeline and because everything else is just reassuring me that I’m right she’s also a sexual harasser and gets a sick thrill off being classless and predatory but her stans aren’t ready for such a discussion😗

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Bruce Wayne and his Supernatural Children

Bruce is a generally unselfish man, and surprisingly unmaterialistic. He is, however, an avid collector of children of the supernatural persuasion.

That is to say, he is a Dad.

Here is a brief summary of his children:

Dick: Siren.

Bruce found the child hovering at the edges of Haly’s Circus, humming a merry tune and luring people in to the circus to watch the show. Practically no one could resist the sweet, blue-eyed, singing child. It didn’t take long for Bruce to realize that Dick was a siren, and was using his powers of persuasion to lure in customers to help keep the circus running, now that two-thirds of their main attraction, The Flying Graysons, had died.

It took even less time for him to bring the child home and teach him to fight crime, because really, who doesn’t want to seek justice through vigilantism? When Dick takes to the rough streets of Gotham, the villains are practically begging him for a beating.

Jason: Werewolf

Bruce found Jason in Crime Alley when the boy was in wolf form, gnawing on the tires of the Batmobile. Tugging, pulling, and threatening the pup didn’t work, so Bruce used a hamburger to lure the child away from the tires and all the way home to Wayne Manor.

There was one memorable occasion where the Joker abducted Jason and tried to blow him up, but conveniently did not take into account the full moon. When Bruce arrived to rescue Jason, he found a burning warehouse, a very mutilated and very dead Joker, and a hulking, proud, fully fledged wolf wagging his tail in the light of the full moon.

His wagging didn’t stop, and only intensified when Alfred offered Jason steak as a congratulatory meal when they returned home. Dick had to sing to Bruce the whole night to get him to calm down.

Tim: Vampire

Tim is a direct descendant of The Dracula himself, and essentially stayed at Bruce’s house long enough that one day, the man forgot that he hadn’t adopted Tim. Tim possesses the super strength of the supernatural beings, a genius intellect, and an ethereal beauty about him, when he can be bothered to groom.

It’s difficult to groom when you can’t see yourself in a mirror.

For this reason, Tim usually has deep eye bags, grayish skin, and dresses in Jason’s oversized shirts, except when he has to go to work, when he will borrow one of Bruce’s oversized shirts. He has a deep aversion to blood, and instead subsists on coffee and iron pills. He has opened up a new chain of fortified coffees for vampires under the umbrella of Wayne Foods, and it is a massive hit with the supernatural populace.

Cassandra: Faerie

Don’t mistake the slight female Wayne as a pushover. As a faerie, Cass is possessive, protective, and deeply attached to her family, and especially to her father, who was thrilled to finally have a daughter.

She has been known to bite anyone who tries to bother her family, even sending one reporter to the hospital because her venom had seeped into the bite wound. In the field, she is a silent terror, gliding across the skies in complete silence until she spots her prey.

The last thing her adversaries hear is the light giggle of a delighted girl before the venom kicks in.

Damian: Demon

Ten years old, small for his age, and always angry about something, Damian is the result of a very, very, drunk night that Bruce had with an assassin princess. Bruce was particularly surprised when Damian showed up at his house one day saying hello Father, I am your Heir, where is your throne.

As is customary for his demonic ilk, he went on to quickly claim Dick as “his” and everyone else as his enemy, especially Tim. Damian likes hurting villains, receiving hugs and kisses from Dick, and playing with his pets.

He has made a name for himself Gotham with his ruthlessness, and he once opened a portal to hell and chucked Scarecrow into it. The man didn’t reappear for days, and when he did, he ent straight to Arkham and committed himself.

OMG, what is this cute madness called Tiny Titans and why was I never aware of it before? This is hilarious :D :D :D