When You Overhear The Bridesmaid And The Waiter Talking Shit From The Back Row

Bruce: now being a Bat requires stealth, silence, patience- Damian: NANANANANANANA I’M ROBIN BITCHES

Batman: Black and White vol 2 #5

Hold on, I’m realizing that a lot of people on here are under the impression that Jason only died once. I thought you guys were like hardcore in denial or something. Is everyone clear on the fact that Bruce’s batarang to Jason’s throat did in fact kill Jason? He did not miraculously survive that. That’s not my opinion, it actually happened.

Battinson meeting Superman, because if anyone needs a sunshine alien it’s him.

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Bruce, in full Batman mode, tracks Superman down and eventually finds him on a rooftop in Metropolis. He grapples up, perches himself on an A/C unit, and stares.

Clark, new to the Superman thing, just trying to enjoy a burger and fries after helping with a house fire: Um. Hi?

Bruce:

Clark: I’ve noticed you following me? You’re from Gotham. The Batman.

Bruce: *shines a flashlight at Clark’s food*

Clark: Yeah. It’s a cheeseburger and curly fries. Did you want some or…? Do you need help? Seems like you maybe need some help.

Bruce: *shines the light in Clark’s eyes*

Clark: Do you want to, um, talk or something?

Bruce: what are you

Clark: I’m Superman! :)

Bruce: alien?

Clark: How did you—

Bruce: I am a bat.

Clark: O-kay. So do you want to be friends or…?

Bruce:…

Clark: :)

Bruce: *launches himself off the side of the building*

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Alfred: Good morning Bruce, how was patrol?

Bruce, rewatching the conversation with Clark on his computer: i think i made a friend today Alfred

Omg the king has spoken!!!

@staff

what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway

Fanon Nico:

A uwu shy and timid introvert who can't speak and hates everyone

Canon Nico:

A protective, confident, stubborn, fiery, heroic, confrontational extrovert by nature.

Un-strusting, resenteful and remorseful by traumas (but now he's getting better).

Stoic as a survival skill.

Kind, not aggressive but quick-to-anger.

Never shy or timid...just a little awkward around Will at first (pretty common to act awkward around the person we like)

jungkook holds a piece of each of the members personality and if that doesn’t make you emo then idk what does

Meg to Apollo: rude, annoying, makes fun of him, disregards his [former] status as a god, etc

Also Meg to Apollo:

can't believe people think harry potter could beat percy jackson in a fight when harry potter is literally british and percy is from new york