Jin is my super hero
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Nightwing:
🎈Happy Birthday Jason!!🎉
I’M LOSING IT, that Bruce just flat out says Damian and Jason will just lie through their teeth, neither of them really even blinks because yeah of course they’ll lie through their fucking teeth, so in swoops Dick and smiles and says, don’t worry, we’ll all lie low and wait for you to secure the Batcomputer, I’ll keep an eye on them! And they all just fucking fall for it, even Bruce lets his guard down and believes him, because that’s Dick for you, you forget he is a chaos gremlin who will lie through his fucking teeth if he decides he wants to, and he will do it with a smile on his face and an annoying quip to make you look in the other direction. Dick Grayson does not even hesitate when he’s up to shit, and you don’t even realize it until you’re already gone. But the point of it isn’t that he’s uncaring or spiteful about it, even on the very next page in Bruce’s assessment of Dick’s Gauntlet trial, the conclusion is that he will always choose his heart over the letter of the law. He can be just as devious as any of them, he can be just as reckless, he can lie with the best of them and be a contrary asshole, but it’s always because he’s doing what his heart thinks is right. Even if his heart thinks lying through his teeth is pretty fucking funny.
if you go into Tim Drake comics with the expectations that tumblr and fanfiction have given you, you are going to be met with the rude awakening that is feral asshole Tim with minimal reaction to social cues. Like yes I love him. Yes he is self-deprecating and kind of insecure. Yes he's a genius and yes he's been screwed over by his family a lot. He is also a bit of a dick.
HOSEOK….. SWEETIE…. THIS HOW WE ASKING FOR WATER NOW? I’M YELLING WHY IS YOONGI SO CALM???!!!!!
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On a stakeout one summer night, the Justice League gets caught up in the middle of a swarm of super powered mosquitoes. Chewed up, they go back to the Watchtower to regroup.
Hal: Fuck. Who has the calamine lotion?
Diana, flustered: What were those?
Clark, never having experienced a mosquito bite before, on the verge of tears: :(
Bruce:
Hal: Hey Spooky, how come you’re not itching like the rest of us? They even managed to break through Clark’s skin.
Bruce: Bats can eat up to 1,200 mosquitoes in an hour.
Everyone: ????
Bruce: *swoops out the door*
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Dick: Hey Dad how was the League mission??
Bruce: Better than expected.
Tim: Any idea why Green Lantern has left fifteen hysterical voicemails asking if you’re actually a bat cryptid?
Bruce: No idea whatsoever. Would you please refill my Bat Mosquito Repellant?
I opened my eyes and saw a ghost—his face just as precious to me as Daphne’s. I knew his copper skin, his kind smile, the dark curls of his hair, and those eyes as purple as senatorial robes.
“Hyacinthus,” I sobbed. “I’m so sorry…”
He turned his face toward the sunlight, revealing the ugly dent above his left ear where the discus had struck him. My own wounded face throbbed in sympathy.
“Seek the caverns,” he said. “Near the springs of blue. Oh, Apollo…your sanity will be taken away, but do not…”
His image faded and began to retreat. I rose from my sickbed. I rushed after him and grabbed his shoulders. “Do not what? Please don’t leave me again!”
(…)
I sang of Hyacinthus, the most handsome of men. The West Wind Zephyros had also loved him, but I refused to share even a moment of Hyacinthus’s time. In my jealousy, I threatened Zephyros. I dared him, dared him to interfere.
I sang of the day Hyacinthus and I played discus in the fields, and how the West Wind blew my disc off course—right into the side of Hyacinthus’s head.
To keep Hyacinthus in the sunlight where he belonged, I created hyacinth flowers from his blood. I held Zephyros accountable, but my own petty greed had caused Hyacinthus’s death. I poured out my sorrow. I took all the blame.
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