hoping and praying that the pjo show gets as far as titan’s curse so apollo can be played by some big time attractive male actor and percy can verbatim be like “why are u chris evans.”
He wants to be TALL JASON!!!
Friendly reminder that
Alex fierro is not white.
Frank zhang is not skinny or extremely ripped.
Leo valdez is not conventionally attractive.
Will is equally as traumatised as nico is.
Almost all of the riordanverse characters are teenagers or children and do not look like super models.
Annabeth is just and smart as she is ripped.
Percy has acne.
Sadie Kane is not white
Hazel is an absolute powerhouse and could kick all you’re asses
I guess I need to reiterate the fact that asexuality is a spectrum and it’s wildly invalidating to say “well u can’t ship them bc—“ babes I’m begging you to widen your conception of love
“ugh TORTURE” BEST LINE EVR and OMG HEIGHT DIFFERENCE AND DOMESTIC FLUFF AND LOVE AND ROMANCE AND IM DEAD I CANT WAIT MALEC
Damian: Kent, you're drunk.
Jon, completely wasted: Shh... Don't tell Damian.
Apollo*stops car in front of restaurant*: can you go get us a table?
Hyacinthus: sure thing.
*moments later*
Hyacinthus*sprinting out of the restaurant holding a table over his head*: START THE CAR
Nico, sneaking into the Apollo cabin at 1am: hey will i got some snacks-
The entire Apollo cabin, in a giant circle in the middle of the room:
Sir🦋
the fact that they are celebrating and dancing and laughing through jin’s pain never ceases to make me laugh and smile till my cheek’s hurt.