I physically NEED Pattison's Bruce to be the mainstream batman that gets Dick. I wanna see this gremlin of a human being who absolutely only showers when his pseudo dad/butler tells him to and would rather sink into the ground than be perceived by another human being, to get confronted head first by Dick Grayson Extrovert Extraordinary. I wanna watch his grimy emo brain twist and melt between his fondness/love for the kid he scooped up from the streets and the fact Dick is a concentrated energy ball who demands to be taken outside (yes, in the sun, B, you need vitamins too) everyday and wants To Talk All The Time And Will Not Accept Grunting As An Acceptable Answer.
I'm begging plz
Take my money but give me this
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I think we should normalize nico smelling rancid. I read so many fics that are like “he smells like roses and ash~” literally how he hasn’t showered in three months and has been wearing the same jacket since he was 12.
Like when they find him in the jar, he most definitely did not smell good.
When they came home finally to defeat gaea? Oh he smelled HORRIBLE. Not only did he have the smell of blood, sweat, monster guts, dirt and mud- he also had whatever the fuck coach hedge put all over his body to keep him alive. Mother fucker probably smelled worse than a boys locker room during football season.
When he got to camp will probably took one damn sniff after patching up all his wounds and fucking fainted on the ground. The only reason the other seven + reyna and hedge didn’t react to his stank was because they too all had not showered in weeks. Percy and Annabeth went to TARTARUS they probably smelled RANK. Nico did too and even though he was in that damn jar he was probably sweating pro-fuckin-fusely like imagine being locked in a tiny space while you’re in literal hell.
Plus he’s depressed. Just adding that in there.
be responsible and don’t smoke with your pets in the room and don’t ever leave your weed within their reach. weed is very fragrant and seems tasty to them. trust me when i tell you you don’t want the vet bills or insane emotional stress of letting them eat it. do you know what it’s like to see your young and healthy dog unable to walk and completely none responsive to your touch or voice?? no?? lets keep it that way. please.
beware of the scary cute dragon 🐉
Listen, I waited to eat my donuts this morning but my brother ate them all and I didn’t get any and yes I am still very much so salty so here you go 😤
so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smith’s award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)
You know I just had to use this audio it’s literally them XD
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there are so many of you……where did you all come from……..
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