Kara Is The Only Kryptonian That Has ✨taste✨

Reasons Jimin can whoop your ass in every damn aspect of life.

Predebut

• Valedictorian ( highest ranked student )

• Class president for nine years.

• Only freshman to recieve a martial scholarship to China.

• 6 overseas offers.

• Overall #1 in math and chemistry.

• #1 in Busan street battles for two years.

• Just dance academy let him learn dance for free cause nobody could deny that natural talent.

• Professionally trained in Ballet, contemporary, street, traditional Korean dance and hip hop.

• Learned Geomdo for 8 years.

• Has a black belt in Taekwondo.

• #1 rank in school despite being a dancer since 8th grade and spending most his time dancing.

Post debut

• Had the shortest trainee period and still debuted as the lead vocalist and the main dancer of BTS. ( enourmous flex )

• Has the most commercially successful solo on the wings album; the masterpiece that is Lie which stayed on melon charts for 8 weeks, the longest in the groups solos.

• His ‘lie’ was the only solo song on the top 30 kpop songs streamed on Spotify along with psy.

• ‘Lie’ was the only BTS solo to enter iTunes top 100 chart.

• Has the most views on his solo comeback trailer out of all; serendipity the Queen.

• Has the most watched fancam in kpop history; The holy fake love fancam.

• Jimin’s solos ‘lie’ & ‘serendipity’ made history when they surpassed 50 m streams on Spotify for the first time after psy as korean solo songs.

• The only idol mentioned on guardians best solo boy band members along with the resident king, G dragon.

• #1 idol in all of Korea based on the Gallup poll 2018 which does the actual polling and estimates for elections and stuff so I mean, that’s fucking reliable.

• #1 brand ranking multiple times including December 2018.

• His new solo “promise” became the fastest BTS song on souncloud to cross the streams.

And all of this is when I’m only counting the things that actually matter and not shitty websites and random polling.

Being average has never been a Jimin thing. His whole life has been a flex.

Just cause he is humble and doesn’t talk about his achievements doesn’t mean we as his fans won’t.

So yeah, if y’all think Jimin has no solo achievements in his life or career try and come at me personally, with all due respect,

“I’ll show you”

Be an intellectual and go stream promise.👑

“the perfect smile doesn’t exi -“

yes it does

reblog to beat the joker to death

Listen, I waited to eat my donuts this morning but my brother ate them all and I didn’t get any and yes I am still very much so salty so here you go 😤

“Maybe I can never fly”, you can really fly Jin♥

Happy Jin Day!!

Hot takes that will probably get me called a bigot on this hellhole

🎈Happy Birthday Jason!!🎉

Since I’ve become known on here for making lists here’s a list of comic panels that make me so horrifically and inconsolably upset that I wanna rip my own face off

(fair warning a lot of these involve child death because this is dc we’re talking about)

1. Dick comes back from a mission in space and finds out that Jason died

The New Titans #55

2. Bruce promises a dying Steph that he will ensure the baby she gave up “will never want for anything”

Batman: War Games (2005) Act 3 #8

3. This specific artist’s version of Bruce holding Jason’s body

(I can’t find the source no matter how hard I look I’m so sorry)

4. Bruce hugs Damian’s torn Robin uniform to his chest shortly after Damian died

Batman and Robin (2011) #18

5. Roy wonders if Lian’s last words were “daddy help”

Justice League: The Rise of Arsenal #1

6. Also, Roy saying “love you, Lian” when he thinks he’s about to die

The Flash 2021 Annual vol 1 #1

7. Donna snaps her zombified baby’s neck

Blackest Night: Titans

8. Barbara gets frustrated with Cass’s inability to read and calls her stupid

Batgirl (2000) #54

9. Bruce beats the Joker while yelling Jason’s name

Batman: Knightfall vol 1

10. Alfred promises 8 year old Bruce that he’ll teach him how to use a rapier “like Zorro” if he agrees to go to his parents’ funeral

Batman: Curse of the White Knight #7

when tyler screams don’t leave me alone in kitchen sink. reblog if you agree