Have Some Sketchy Peters Saving The Universe

Narrator Voice: Peter then proceeds to tell Erik he is his son

Peter: Can I tell you a secret?

Erik: No.

Peter: Alright, here it goes:

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let Luca and Alberto draw you in

Now. I can’t be the only one who was thinking of Dan and Nat from Louisa May Alcott‘s “Little Men” the whole time right?

Also, Tom and Huck

I cant be the only one, right?

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I need a dadneto fic like Sandlot:Coming Home.

Where Peter does tell Erik he’s his son.

Where Apocalypse actually kills Peter.

Where Erik goes on a rampage.

Where when Erik goes to sleep that night, he wakes up only a couple minutes before Peter breaks him out of the Pentagon.

Where Erik tries to fix everything that went wrong in his original timeline.

Where we have excessive Dadneto and Quickson content.

Someone write me a story like that.

Muppets as Avengers pt. 2

Rolf-Nick Furry

Animal-Anihulk

Scooter-Quickscooter

Skeeter-Skeeter Witch

Gonzo(again)- Loki(I couldn’t come up with a name for him)

Rizzo the Rat-Ant Rat

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

Spot: I hate roller coasters.

Jack: Why?

Spot: I have this thing about falling faster than gravity.

Y’all

I was texting my friend a happy new year, and it autocorrected to “Happy Newsies Year!”

HAVE A HAPPY NEWSIES YEAR!!!!!!

Since episode 8 didn’t deliver:

The Peter content we all want

Chapter 9 of Maximoffs of the Multiverse is up, go check it out!

Little brother: Remember Jack?

Me: Jack?

Little brother: Yeah, Jack’s in Santa Fe!

Me, internationally: SoManyEmotionssssss