Kinda-cultish

my “not behind the rumors of my own death” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog after you have it gore something

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

i dont want a man who plays hard to get i want a man who crawls on his hands and knees begging for my attention. i want a man who cries and grabs my ankles. i walk and he just hangs on and gets dragged along wherever i go like a decorative train on a dress 

What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless

soap

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

The kind of sex I want requires like 3 layers of psychological manipulation