Head Canon That After Trials Of Apollo, Apollo Has An Insane Hatred Against Ukuleles

I think the second craziest thing was me having to explain to a guy that him dating a 16 yr while being 25 is him being a weirdo that could send him to prison technically…

Chat am I for the streets 😨😨😨

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If you don’t go back I have many mpreg photos to force you to submit.

KKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

GET YO ASS BACK IN THE BASEMENT

Trials of Apollo except Apollo has to win Rupauls drag race

YOU MADE HIM SAY WHATTT

LISTENING TO AN AUDIOBOOK THING IM RECORDING AND REALIZING THE ACCENT I GAVE A CHARACTER MAKES THE WORD "Cant" SOUND LIKE "Cunt"

Real bro. Like let me use AI to cheat so I can pass math not take a piece of art or writing and turn it into CACA WATER 😭

“Always have a writer friend it’ll be fun!!”

NO. TWEAKING RN BC I HAVE MORE THAN 12K WORDS, 25 PAGES, AND 66,714 CHARACTERS AND IM WORKING OVERTIME FOR ONE PERSON. ONE PERSON.

IM WRITING THIS LIKE THIS WILL KILL ME ALL FOR ONE PERSON WHO CAN ACTUALLY READ IT. Wanna know what’s worse…? ITS NOT EVEN ON CHAPTER FIVE YET.

I love my pookies tho I’ll always do this for them 🥰💛

“Just use ai” the man with Cheeto dust on his face and fingers say, running his meaty fingers through his greasy 4 strands of hair before putting on his fedora and typing to his discord kittens

I then smacked him with a galvanised square steel bar in his hideous face, I then started to scream and yell at him as I bash his head with my hello kitty Nintendo switch

“Ai is stupid, and it’s cheating” I saw as I look him with my darkened eyes, my pupils fixated on his hatsune miku gaming chair

“Ai is real art!” He said protestingly, he almost sounded like a nerd emoji

I then proceeded to feed him to the meat worm 😋

(Sending you good vibes to help finish 👹)

Chat am I for the streets 😨😨😨

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I feel like a lot of “feminist” retellings aren’t even feminism. It’s just “what if I make a woman terrible to men?” And it’s 545 pages of a woman, who is nothing like the retelling, shitting on and dunking on men and using feminism as a selling point….😭

"This extraordinary, brilliant, world-changing feminist Medusa Retelling..."

It's already 2025 and we as a society are not evolving.

Father…pick thyn up! Pet me!

The cat of fire says dramatically

Father, may I have the delicious food from thee food supplier without thy dollar money?

well i don't really have any mortal food... y'all can have ambrosia, right?

NOOOOOOO DONT KILL ME IM JUST A SILLY :<

I will ruin father’s situationship with my dad by telling him he’s in a coma if you don’t be nice.

— 💤☁️

Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea THEA.

Guess what? :3

Hehe….

Chicken butt HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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KILLING YOU KILLING YUOU KILLING YUOU

-thea

ISNT UR OC THE DAUGHTER OF CIRCE AND ODYSSEUS

Do you like my pin? 🥰

this you?