Father…pick Thyn Up! Pet Me!

So, in your Steven Universe AU you said that Apollo "died" when Kayla was born and since we know that Kayla is canonically an Mpreg child doeas that imply that Apollo "died" in birth?

If yes, I can already see the potential for survivors guilt related trauma for Kayla AND ALSO some really interesting family dynamics with her sibs [and maybe even the Olympians (mostly Artemis)]

The Steven universe AU isn’t really a Steven universe AU per to say. But it has a lot of themes from it so I just call it the Steven universe AU lol

But yes, since Apollo technically Mpreg’ed Kayla he did technically “die” in birth.

Ever since Apollos technical death Olympus hasn’t really been the same. Artemis and Leto haven’t been the same. Since Kayla was technically the final nail in the coffin she is mostly blamed for Apollos “death” but technically it was Will who started to get Apollo sick

I’m probably going to rename the AU but I’m not sure yet

OH BABY MAMA WOOWEEE 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

If she tried to kill my pookie bear Apollo I will find the most heinous nicknames to call her.

Evangeline before she did Crimes

Evangeline after she attempted Parricide

I make almost every made character I am overly attached too trans bc why not bc if I’m trans SO ARE THEY 👹

Ex: leo and nico, bc why not

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

YES THATS MARIA VALDEZ DOOKIE 😭

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

YES. GET BACK.

KKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

GET YO ASS BACK IN THE BASEMENT

I swear to gods if my best friend doesn’t reveal to me soon they are a satyr and I’m secretly a half-blood then I’m gonna loose it

I feel like a lot of “feminist” retellings aren’t even feminism. It’s just “what if I make a woman terrible to men?” And it’s 545 pages of a woman, who is nothing like the retelling, shitting on and dunking on men and using feminism as a selling point….😭

"This extraordinary, brilliant, world-changing feminist Medusa Retelling..."

It's already 2025 and we as a society are not evolving.

Head canon that after trials of Apollo, Apollo has an insane hatred against ukuleles

BRO IT VANISHED SO IMMA TYPE IT IN HERE

a person on Reddit said that my SA story was invalid bc me and my SA’er were minors at the time (still am) and they defended them saying that they were probably just curious and that I was a terrible person for calling them my abuser when I hadn’t even said the full story yet. They physically, mentally, emotionally and sexually abused me for almost two years straight and some random mf on Reddit wants to say it ain’t true 😭

Chat am I for the streets 😨😨😨

This looks like the average personality chart for a redditor

I need a fanfic where it’s all of Apollos godly and mortal children having to protect him from people trying to flirt with him. And it’s just all of the Apollos kids banding together to protect Apollo