I Swear To Gods If My Best Friend Doesn’t Reveal To Me Soon They Are A Satyr And I’m Secretly A Half-blood

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But like redditors are either the most helpful or more illegal ppl on earth theyres no inbetween

Chat am I for the streets 😨😨😨

This looks like the average personality chart for a redditor

Headcanon that Apollo occasionally likes to join Artemis and her hunters during hunting seasons because he doesn’t like to hunt alone. The hunters have just come to accept this because it’s Apollo

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

I want to be depressing today. HC that hyacinths always bloom/follow Apollo kids. No one knows how or why they just do.

Head canon that after trials of Apollo, Apollo has an insane hatred against ukuleles

T-The bear incident…? 😨 I don’t wanna know bro…

Also fun fact ares was pro-woman, he never 🍇s and actually kills his daughters 🍇ists ! So shout out ares!

But like fr, if you’re gonna ride calypsos wood then you can’t say you hate another god for what they did. Like at least with me I recognize that Apollo is an asshole in many myths, but at least I don’t defend him and ride his wood

Calypso defenders r so weird…. They freak me out bc her whole thing is manipulation and guilt tripping and they so OBVIOUSLY fell for it 😭

I have to ask… are you pro-calypso or anti-calypso…

I need to see if you pass 😔 /j

I don’t care if you like her or NOT LOL IM JOKING, I personally don’t like her bc she makes me uncomfortable and all especially in pjo and epic and in general im just bored and need to entertain myself LMAOO

I wonder 🧐🧐🧐

/s

Wait….HE WOULD. BC MARIAS DAD (who I won’t say if but it’s pretty fucking obvious) WAS BASICALLY (I see him as one) A SON OF JUNO.

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

Trials of Apollo except Apollo has to win Rupauls drag race

I WILL LITERALLY YAP ABT MARIA FOR HOURS.

IDC IF SHE DEVELOPED HER POWERS TO EARLY, I DONT CARE IF SHES A MARY SUE I LOVE HER, HER FAVORITE GRANDMA IS HERA AND GETS SPECIAL TREATMENT BY HER SHES HER LITTLE WARRIOR 😭❤️

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…