I Will Literally Yap About Maria For HOURS BRO

OMG YES

Fun fact abt Maria: she is both Greek and Roman. So she’s constantly seeing Juno and Hera sometimes at the same time so she rlly doesn’t know if her grandma is Juno or Hera LOL

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

So, in your Steven Universe AU you said that Apollo "died" when Kayla was born and since we know that Kayla is canonically an Mpreg child doeas that imply that Apollo "died" in birth?

If yes, I can already see the potential for survivors guilt related trauma for Kayla AND ALSO some really interesting family dynamics with her sibs [and maybe even the Olympians (mostly Artemis)]

The Steven universe AU isn’t really a Steven universe AU per to say. But it has a lot of themes from it so I just call it the Steven universe AU lol

But yes, since Apollo technically Mpreg’ed Kayla he did technically “die” in birth.

Ever since Apollos technical death Olympus hasn’t really been the same. Artemis and Leto haven’t been the same. Since Kayla was technically the final nail in the coffin she is mostly blamed for Apollos “death” but technically it was Will who started to get Apollo sick

I’m probably going to rename the AU but I’m not sure yet

If you don’t go back I have many mpreg photos to force you to submit.

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GET YO ASS BACK IN THE BASEMENT

I love how Percy Jackson can be so serious and then Rick adds some bullshit like “did you know Apollo gave birth to Kayla??” LIKE IM CRYING OVER YOU KILLING A CHARACTER WHY ARE YOU ADDINF MPREG TO THIS????

Meet gingerbraves brother, gingerbitch

STOP DONT MAKE ME CRY.

OMG UR SO RIGHT 😭😭

“Always have a writer friend it’ll be fun!!”

NO. TWEAKING RN BC I HAVE MORE THAN 12K WORDS, 25 PAGES, AND 66,714 CHARACTERS AND IM WORKING OVERTIME FOR ONE PERSON. ONE PERSON.

IM WRITING THIS LIKE THIS WILL KILL ME ALL FOR ONE PERSON WHO CAN ACTUALLY READ IT. Wanna know what’s worse…? ITS NOT EVEN ON CHAPTER FIVE YET.

I love my pookies tho I’ll always do this for them 🥰💛

“Just use ai” the man with Cheeto dust on his face and fingers say, running his meaty fingers through his greasy 4 strands of hair before putting on his fedora and typing to his discord kittens

I then smacked him with a galvanised square steel bar in his hideous face, I then started to scream and yell at him as I bash his head with my hello kitty Nintendo switch

“Ai is stupid, and it’s cheating” I saw as I look him with my darkened eyes, my pupils fixated on his hatsune miku gaming chair

“Ai is real art!” He said protestingly, he almost sounded like a nerd emoji

I then proceeded to feed him to the meat worm 😋

(Sending you good vibes to help finish 👹)

Be afraid.

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GET YO ASS BACK IN THE BASEMENT

I want to be depressing today. HC that hyacinths always bloom/follow Apollo kids. No one knows how or why they just do.

TWINSIES ‼️‼️‼️‼️

Amogus wit da twin

@kingkai4ever twin... (im apollo they're artemis/itemclose)