Well I’m A Minor And PROBABLY Neurodivergent So

LMAOO YOU FELL FOR MY LIES

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

Drew pulling up to “help” her siblings during a quest:

YES THATS MARIA VALDEZ DOOKIE 😭

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

This might be just me but I feel like Hyacinthus could’ve played a huge role in the Apollo kids’s lives. So since I’m mentally unstable and very gay I have an idea!

Instead of hyacinthus being mere flowers what if they possess the soul of Hyacinthus? To mere mortals their just flowers, but to campers if their lucky enough get to see the body and soul of Hyacinthus. Demeter kids can talk to him but people don’t really believe that they can and that it’s a fake myth.

Hyacinths flowers bloom all around Apollo kids and areas no matter the weather. And whenever an Apollo kid is hurt he blooms around them like a barrier and reveals himself to the monster, sometimes being able to signal for help or scare off the monster.

Apollo kids always talk about this “myth” some saying they saw him, some saying they felt him, but no one can ever agree on if he’s real or not.

But one thing is for sure, if he can’t be with Apollo and love him, then he will be the protector of his children.

OH BABY MAMA WOOWEEE 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

If she tried to kill my pookie bear Apollo I will find the most heinous nicknames to call her.

Evangeline before she did Crimes

Evangeline after she attempted Parricide

OMG UR SO RIGHT 😭😭

“Always have a writer friend it’ll be fun!!”

NO. TWEAKING RN BC I HAVE MORE THAN 12K WORDS, 25 PAGES, AND 66,714 CHARACTERS AND IM WORKING OVERTIME FOR ONE PERSON. ONE PERSON.

IM WRITING THIS LIKE THIS WILL KILL ME ALL FOR ONE PERSON WHO CAN ACTUALLY READ IT. Wanna know what’s worse…? ITS NOT EVEN ON CHAPTER FIVE YET.

I love my pookies tho I’ll always do this for them 🥰💛

“Just use ai” the man with Cheeto dust on his face and fingers say, running his meaty fingers through his greasy 4 strands of hair before putting on his fedora and typing to his discord kittens

I then smacked him with a galvanised square steel bar in his hideous face, I then started to scream and yell at him as I bash his head with my hello kitty Nintendo switch

“Ai is stupid, and it’s cheating” I saw as I look him with my darkened eyes, my pupils fixated on his hatsune miku gaming chair

“Ai is real art!” He said protestingly, he almost sounded like a nerd emoji

I then proceeded to feed him to the meat worm 😋

(Sending you good vibes to help finish 👹)

Flex is that on a shooter Roblox game I was the #1 person with the highest kills in a game for 10 games in a row

I come out of my cave, crawling on all fours while my phone with pay gorn (ao3 fanfics) in my search history as I foam at the mouth….

Do you have Minecraft?

I’m a Roblox girly 😝😝😝

(No but I used to play mincraft in 2020, I was apart of my schools minecraft club, read all the books, watched all the shows, learned coding, mastered red stone, and played tournaments. But like my dsmp phase, that had to be left in 2022)

Do you ever think that Ares just stresses whenever his siblings gets punished? Like Athena got jumped by Zeus and Apollo got turned mortal and their the FAVORITE KIDS. He is sweating BULLETS wondering what his punishment would be as the HATED KID

GUNFIGHT ARENA AND I CAN GIVE YOU MY USER

I come out of my cave, crawling on all fours while my phone with pay gorn (ao3 fanfics) in my search history as I foam at the mouth….

Do you have Minecraft?

I’m a Roblox girly 😝😝😝

(No but I used to play mincraft in 2020, I was apart of my schools minecraft club, read all the books, watched all the shows, learned coding, mastered red stone, and played tournaments. But like my dsmp phase, that had to be left in 2022)