Just A Reminder Guys That There Is A Book Where Zeus Fucks A Tree, The Tree Has A Son, The Son Turns

Honestly goated Ares you go my man

Still love Apollo tho and I love his stuff but I think the funniest thing is how all his Bfs/Gfs are all big buff people that could crack him in half with one move

Also I just found out there’s an Apollo statue where he’s dressed as a woman and….you go dude, you love amazing work it ✨✨

This is just a personal opinion but I HATE IT when ppl draw Apollo as some little white dude

BRO IS LITERAL SUNLIGHT GIVE HIM SOME COLOR PLEASEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭 DONT MAKE HIM THE COLOR OF PAPER

(I once saw someone draw him as one of those twink child white boys and I wanted to judge so hard but then i remember my art looks like dog shit so I don’t ❤️)

*gag* Apollo 🤮

No but fr, he was literally described as tan 😭😭😭 the ONE TIME he was described as pale is when Hyacinthus died 😭

Also!! Fun fact: Hyacinthus had four kids and a wife that he left for Apollo, which I find interesting. I can’t find much detail to as if it was non con, or Hyacinthus was just a weirdo? But I’d like to think that his kids grow hyacinths 🧐🧐🧐

(I need to stop hating on Apollo,one of these days I’m gonna need him, and he’s gonna send me a plague or something 😞😞😞) (please apollo, have mercy, I’m a MINOR 👹👹)

YES THATS MARIA VALDEZ DOOKIE 😭

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

YAAAAAAY THANK YOU THYN FATHER

the cat of fire says dramatically eating ambrosia now

Father, may I have the delicious food from thee food supplier without thy dollar money?

well i don't really have any mortal food... y'all can have ambrosia, right?

Steven universe AU with the Apollo kids except Apollo was slowly “dying” when Will was born, severely weak when Austin was born and finally “died” when Kayla was born.

Except he isn’t dead. Gods can’t die. He’s in a coma like state. But no one knows why.

I like to think that Apollo was like the Ancient Greek Lady Gaga

I make almost every made character I am overly attached too trans bc why not bc if I’m trans SO ARE THEY 👹

Ex: leo and nico, bc why not

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

But my boy Apollo is GAY AS HELL. GAYER THAN A RAINBOW. SEARCH UP GAY GUY AND HE SHOWS UP. LET HIM BE A MAN KISSER. RAAAH👹👹👹

I have to ask… are you pro-calypso or anti-calypso…

I need to see if you pass 😔 /j

I don’t care if you like her or NOT LOL IM JOKING, I personally don’t like her bc she makes me uncomfortable and all especially in pjo and epic and in general im just bored and need to entertain myself LMAOO

I wonder 🧐🧐🧐

/s

Be afraid.

KKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

GET YO ASS BACK IN THE BASEMENT

IT WAS A TYPO BROOOOOOO

Do you like my pin? 🥰

this you?

I need a fanfic where it’s all of Apollos godly and mortal children having to protect him from people trying to flirt with him. And it’s just all of the Apollos kids banding together to protect Apollo