TOO REAL ALBSOAVSOAHSODVQOGDLSBAODBWIBDOSHSODHD Sorry I Fell Off My Stairs

Meet gingerbraves brother, gingerbitch

Real bro. Like let me use AI to cheat so I can pass math not take a piece of art or writing and turn it into CACA WATER 😭

“Always have a writer friend it’ll be fun!!”

NO. TWEAKING RN BC I HAVE MORE THAN 12K WORDS, 25 PAGES, AND 66,714 CHARACTERS AND IM WORKING OVERTIME FOR ONE PERSON. ONE PERSON.

IM WRITING THIS LIKE THIS WILL KILL ME ALL FOR ONE PERSON WHO CAN ACTUALLY READ IT. Wanna know what’s worse…? ITS NOT EVEN ON CHAPTER FIVE YET.

I love my pookies tho I’ll always do this for them 🥰💛

“Just use ai” the man with Cheeto dust on his face and fingers say, running his meaty fingers through his greasy 4 strands of hair before putting on his fedora and typing to his discord kittens

I then smacked him with a galvanised square steel bar in his hideous face, I then started to scream and yell at him as I bash his head with my hello kitty Nintendo switch

“Ai is stupid, and it’s cheating” I saw as I look him with my darkened eyes, my pupils fixated on his hatsune miku gaming chair

“Ai is real art!” He said protestingly, he almost sounded like a nerd emoji

I then proceeded to feed him to the meat worm 😋

(Sending you good vibes to help finish 👹)

OMG IM SO GLAD. LOL. I HATE HER. You should see my recent post where I go ape shit on a person trying to argue calypso is innocent

I have to ask… are you pro-calypso or anti-calypso…

I need to see if you pass 😔 /j

I don’t care if you like her or NOT LOL IM JOKING, I personally don’t like her bc she makes me uncomfortable and all especially in pjo and epic and in general im just bored and need to entertain myself LMAOO

I wonder 🧐🧐🧐

/s

NOOOOOOO DONT KILL ME IM JUST A SILLY :<

I will ruin father’s situationship with my dad by telling him he’s in a coma if you don’t be nice.

— 💤☁️

Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea THEA.

Guess what? :3

Hehe….

Chicken butt HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

— 💤☁️

KILLING YOU KILLING YUOU KILLING YUOU

-thea

OMG YES

Fun fact abt Maria: she is both Greek and Roman. So she’s constantly seeing Juno and Hera sometimes at the same time so she rlly doesn’t know if her grandma is Juno or Hera LOL

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

BRO. I AM DEADASS WHEN I SAY I WILL GIVE YOU MY DISCORD AND MAKE AN ENTIRE TAG DEDICATED TO MARIA BC I HAVE MULTIPLE PPL WHO LOVE HER

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

T-The bear incident…? 😨 I don’t wanna know bro…

Also fun fact ares was pro-woman, he never 🍇s and actually kills his daughters 🍇ists ! So shout out ares!

But like fr, if you’re gonna ride calypsos wood then you can’t say you hate another god for what they did. Like at least with me I recognize that Apollo is an asshole in many myths, but at least I don’t defend him and ride his wood

Calypso defenders r so weird…. They freak me out bc her whole thing is manipulation and guilt tripping and they so OBVIOUSLY fell for it 😭

I have to ask… are you pro-calypso or anti-calypso…

I need to see if you pass 😔 /j

I don’t care if you like her or NOT LOL IM JOKING, I personally don’t like her bc she makes me uncomfortable and all especially in pjo and epic and in general im just bored and need to entertain myself LMAOO

I wonder 🧐🧐🧐

/s

Headcanon that Apollo occasionally likes to join Artemis and her hunters during hunting seasons because he doesn’t like to hunt alone. The hunters have just come to accept this because it’s Apollo

To be with you is to lose my self.

Something something about these two not being able to be happy together, or fit the other person's ideals unless they change themselves down to the fundamentals. Of course, Vani is a bit better on the understanding front. If this issue is ever worked on it's def Vani who'll put in the efforts first. Vani carrying the therapy sessions fr

Trials of Apollo except Apollo has to win Rupauls drag race