To Be With You Is To Lose My Self.

Warning for: child SA and CoCSA bc I don’t wanna give someone a breakdown! 🥰

MF HOW YOU GOING TO TELL ME HOW MY TRAUMA WENT?? 😭

Chat am I for the streets 😨😨😨

This looks like the average personality chart for a redditor

I have some good news for you…

I don't even care that Valgrace will never be canon, but please for the love of god Rick, break up Leo and Calypso

Steven universe AU with the Apollo kids except Apollo was slowly “dying” when Will was born, severely weak when Austin was born and finally “died” when Kayla was born.

Except he isn’t dead. Gods can’t die. He’s in a coma like state. But no one knows why.

OMG YES

Fun fact abt Maria: she is both Greek and Roman. So she’s constantly seeing Juno and Hera sometimes at the same time so she rlly doesn’t know if her grandma is Juno or Hera LOL

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

The cat made of fire purrs happily

Father, may I have the delicious food from thee food supplier without thy dollar money?

well i don't really have any mortal food... y'all can have ambrosia, right?

I feel like a lot of “feminist” retellings aren’t even feminism. It’s just “what if I make a woman terrible to men?” And it’s 545 pages of a woman, who is nothing like the retelling, shitting on and dunking on men and using feminism as a selling point….😭

"This extraordinary, brilliant, world-changing feminist Medusa Retelling..."

It's already 2025 and we as a society are not evolving.

Literally the Thalia comment but gay

Lityerses : ehyo do you think it's gay to think Apollo is hot af?

Leo: bruh, he isn't in his godly form, wdym?

Lityerses: still, husband material.

Leo:

Lityerses : from an objective perspective of course. Nothing personal

Leo:

LMAOOOO

But like ares is a rather good god and person, “but hes a war god!”

AND HE IS A GIRL DAD. SHUT UP. HE RAISES HIS BOYS AND GIRLS AMAZINGLY SHUT UP

I have to ask… are you pro-calypso or anti-calypso…

I need to see if you pass 😔 /j

I don’t care if you like her or NOT LOL IM JOKING, I personally don’t like her bc she makes me uncomfortable and all especially in pjo and epic and in general im just bored and need to entertain myself LMAOO

I wonder 🧐🧐🧐

/s

Be afraid.

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GET YO ASS BACK IN THE BASEMENT

Just a reminder guys that there is a book where Zeus fucks a tree, the tree has a son, the son turns into an apartment door, Zeus gives the door sentience and all the while this door kills a man and hooks up with the woman that lives inside the apartment.