I Believe This Is How The Conversation Will Have Happened?

+ an extra bakugou!

Morgana is annoying,the worst mascot character,and he's pretty much the reason why people hate ryuji. Since they would rather side with a dumb cat than an "annoying teenage boy"

Some Treasure Planet / One Piece edits

Made by me; I thought that the other characters would be Brook as B.E.N and Arlong as Scroop but I did not feel like drawing them.

that ship game for samtony??

ooh fun ship

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter?

Tony is the werewolf. He was born into a very old line of werewolves. Usually, he can switch between forms at will but a witch has cursed him into his wolf form until his true love kisses him. Sam has been tasked with hunting down the Stark line. He does this with the help of his trusty wolf creatively named Wolf (look, he found the wolf when he was a kid and Wolf was a puppy, sue him for not coming up with a creative name) (also, Wolf won’t respond to any other name, except oddly Tony but that’s a ridiculous name for a wolf so Sam refuses to use it).

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman?

Tony is the mermaid. Sam once accidentally caught him. Tony shrieked about the (minuscule) scratch he got on one of his scales for so long Sam physically heaved him out of the boat and back into the water.

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar?

Tony is the witch because Sam is a falcon.

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict?

I feel like the answer is obvious but let’s go with Sam being the coffee addict here. He’s a grad student and overworked and you don’t get it, Tony, I need that fifth shot of espresso. Tony is secretly just as much of a coffee addict but he pretends to have good habits because he’s worried about Sam’s health.

who’s the professor and who’s the TA?

Sam is a professor who teaches military history. It’s one of the most popular classes at the university because Sam teaches history from the losing side’s point of view (and also Sam is the youngest professor at the university and very handsome). Tony is working on his third PhD so he can avoid taking over SI as long as he can. He TAs for Dr. Banner over in the chemistry department and accidentally falls asleep in Sam’s classroom a few minutes before class is supposed to start.

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)?

They’re both convinced they’re the knight.

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent?

Tony is the single parent. He recently adopted Peter and Harley, brothers who just lost their parents a few months earlier. Sam teaches Harley’s second-grade class and has to call Tony in for a conference because Harley is dealing with his grief by punching the bullies in the class (Sam approves of the sentiment but not the method).

who’s the writer and who’s the editor?

Tony is the writer. He writes the most gorgeous stories about heartbreak and loss. Sam kind of wants to punch whoever broke Tony’s heart in the throat.

Natasha: *on her knees next her bed praying* what did we ever do to you god to deserve this punishment? The Avengers weren’t an ass man until Tony showed up

-flashback#1-

Clint feels Tony’s presence enter the room as they were joking around and ‘accidentally’ knock his fork off the table just so he can stare at Tony’s butt as he bends over and picks the fork up

-flashback#2-

During training Steve is always near Tony because out on the field he’s Tonys cover when the genius lands on the ground to fight people on ground. He makes every effort to accidentally touch Tony’s butt. Every time after training or battle he goes to his room to run one or several off.

-flashback#3-

Thor loves hugging everyone because they are smaller than him. His favorites are Bruce and Tony. Bruce because he’s the smallest and Tony because he likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and pick him as they walk through the compound discussing any and everything until they reach their destination where Thor puts him down.

-flashback#4-

Bruce likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and the other on his hip so he can move he out of the way as they do science, or cook in the kitchen.

-flashback#5-

Natasha was sitting down minding her own business when she hears some one clear their throat. She looks up from her book chokes as she does a double take.

“yeah I think your clothes got mixed in the wash with mine”

Natasha manages to compose her before the aura in the air changes.

“all though then again they do look good on me right?”

Tony turns around and shakes his booty sending Natasha into a coughing fit. He makes a pleased sound as he heads out of the communal lounge, hips swaying. She has to hold her self back as Tony turns his head smirks and sends a wink her way before facing back to the front. it’s only then she noticed he is in heels and she thinks she just might have a kink of fucking Tony into the mattress with a strap on while he wears heels or even better lingerie.

She rushes up to her room where she

-end of flashbacks-

Is currently sitting and praying. She sighs as she finishes her prayer or rant to god? She wasn’t a very strong believer until now.

She lays in her bed and opens up a secret group chat called 'Tony Booty Appreciation Squad’ and begins typing.

Blackhawk Down: Guys we have a problem

'King of Booties has entered the chat’

King of Booties: damn right you do

God Bless The Ironnooty: who’s this?

King of Booties: apparently your lord and savior Anthony Edward Stark Christ.

Sunnyhawk Up: oh shit. We have been discovered. Retreat!

King of Booties: I must say all these snapshots of my ass makes it look bigger and better than irl

Hulkinator: we are so sorry Tony. Tell us how we can apologise

King of Booties: well you can start by dragging your butts all the way to my room. Just installed a stripper pole. Might as well give the people what they want

Thunderbolt that booty: already half way there

Natasha places her phone down and laughs as she gets ready to head to Tony’s suite. Maybe god felt bad and handed the Avengers a gift they will cherish forever

ah yes my favorite ships!

TODOBAKU, SANEGIYU, TSUKIKAGE :

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

My requirement for Ryuji ships:

-Ryuji being loved -Ryuji being cherished -Not being treated like trash

I started doing a mob fusion AU and then ran out of ideas, but here’s the ones I did!

I have some other stuff but these are the only ones I was rly decided on I guess?? Yeah idk what I’m doing but have it anyway haha.

Steve: The stars look beautiful tonight

Bucky: You know who else is beautiful?

Steve & Bucky simultaneously: *sighing* Tony