Todoroki: midoryia
Midoriya: yes, todoroki?
Todoroki: you're a little b*tch
Bakugou: *laughs so hard he falls off his chair*
bonus:
dont you know joker he promised his mom that hed never say the f word
“Hey, is that the kind of greeting I get for trying to give you a scratch?” Bucky shook out his hand, the metal still bright and hot from the flames. He picked up a sprig of dried lavender and watched as it turned to glittering ash. “…I guess that works.”
Tony just licked his lips, nuzzling against Bucky’s neck more closely. You’re welcome.
2018 WinterIron Spring Fling
My gift for fiax / @socialtendancies! AO3 Link
How to Draw Hands by zephy.fr
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Steve Rogers & Tony Stark
Gwenpool Strikes Back (2019)
I'm gonna lose so many followers over this but anyone who ships UA teachers x students or bakudeku. Please do not bring bakudeku near me. I've seen too much of that shit on tumblr and tiktok. It's abusive and not cool and we shouldnt be romanticizing abuse like "if he's mean to you, he likes you." Theres a difference between being moody and downright being an asshole and telling someone to kill themselves
Literally ship anything else
Edit: if you ship Eri with anyone then my friend will come to your house and steal your kneecaps
James "Bucky" Barnes
Peter Parker
May Parker
That's it, that's the list, thanks for coming to my Ted talk