Kind Of A Random Thought But I Want To See Fuyumi In That Red Dress So Badly.  Extra Kudos If She’s

god but yanno what bother’s me most about Endeavor… NOTHING “GOOD” HE TRIES TO DO COMES OFF THE LEAST BIT REALISTIC!!

EVERY TIME HE TRIES TO SAY SOMETHING “GOOD” OR “RIGHT”, HE’S ONLY SAYING WHAT HE “SHOULD” OR WHAT THE AUDIENCE WANTS TO HEAR FROM HIM BUT IT’S NOT THE LEAST BIT REALISTIC OR BELIEABLE AND LIKE THAT’S JUST MY OPINION BUT IT’S CANON AS FUCK THAT ENJI DOESN’T -GENUINELY- BELIEVE IT HIMSELF

he’s a goddamn wish fulfillment for people who wish the worst types of men would just FEEL BAD AND SAY SORRY

I guess I have to be the bad evil feminist and break it to you guys… MEN THIS BAD WOULD/WILL NEVER REALIZE IT AND APOLOGIZE, NOT -GENUINELY- AT LEAST, THEY DO IT TO TRY TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE, AND WHAT IS ENDEAVOR DOING…? 

OH YEAH, ONLY -STARTING- TO EVEN -ATTEMPT- TO MAKE LIKE HE FEELS SORRY WHEN HE KNOWS -MAAAAAASSIVE- AMOUNTS OF PUBLIC SHAME OF LEGAL TROUBLE IS IMMINENTLY HEADED IN HIS DIRECTION.

Like SERIOUSLY you guys this man would be -ABSOLUTELY UNFORGIVEABLE- enough if all that was canon was just what he did to Rei and the kids we know for sure are his but if it turns out Enji had FUCKING -ANYTHING- TO DO WITH DABI, EVEN IF BY SOME CRAZY CHANCE HE ISN’T HIS SON, IF HE EVEN HAD A DAMN THING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT KID THAT MADE HIM THAT WAY, AND WE ALL KNOW HE DID, HE FUCKING DESERVES -DEATH- by -EXECUTION-. -Stripped of all honor-, not any fucking semblance of redemption about anything he only tried to do in the last moments to save face! That should literally only be MORE reason to hate this guy!

Waiter: And for our main dish, we are serving *sets plate in front of me with nothing but a picture of ryuji*

Me: exquisite. Compliments to the chef

*looking through a tiny window from the kitchen, Atlus nervously watches me with hungry eyes while wearing a chef's hat*

WinterThunderIron

So @lovinthepizzalife and I were talking about ships as friends do, she mentioned ThunderIron while I was thinking about WinterIron and we all know about where that was going to go. I don’t have the fucking time to write an entire fic, but here are some headcanons Pizza and I were screaming about.

Thor expects Tony to steal his clothing per Midgardian custom (and he totally does) but he’s mildly surprised to find Bucky wrapped up in his cape

Thor calls Tony “Anthony” and Bucky “James”

After Thor’s incessant whining, Tony officially changes ‘Strongest Avenger’ in the Avengers files… to Bucky. Bucky can’t convince Tony to change it back no matter how hard he tries, but Thor no longer has a problem with it. All of the new Avengers call Bucky ‘Strongest Avenger’

They don’t fight. At all. What do they have to fight about? There are disagreements, but never yelling or ignoring one another

Sexually speaking, Tony is the bottom and Bucky is afraid to go too hard on him, but Thor knows Tony can handle it and definitely enjoys getting kinky

Thor switches occasionally, but Bucky never bottoms after the one time they tried and he had a severe PTSD flashback to being r*ped by HYDRA

Tony is able to sleep with Thor and Bucky because they’re the only ones strong enough to hold him down when he wakes up from a violent nightmare

Tony is a bit self-conscious about being so much smaller than his big, strong boyfriends but he’s also a damned proud power bottom

Thor has had to use lightning to restart Tony’s arc reactor after a battle took too much out of him, and the mental image of it still haunts Bucky’s dreams

Bucky has told Thor that should he be compromised through the codewords, Thor should electrocute his left arm because it has the best chance of killing him instantly

Tony and Bucky can absolutely lift Mjolnir/Stormbreaker

Thor loves bragging about his boyfriends, even for the smallest things

Thor loves to talk about the stars and Tony loves to listen for the science, and Bucky loves to listen just to hear Thor talk

Bucky would never admit it to Thor’s face, but he slightly, just a little bit, prefers the way Thor looks in pictures where he has long hair

The first time ‘Winter’ comes out, everyone quickly learns he’s extremely territorial. No one is allowed to touch Tony or Thor, they can’t even touch each other without getting a warning growl from the assassin

When they cuddle, it’s a dog pile of limbs, little spoons and big spoons don’t exist. Just intermixed bodies sprawled out on each other.

Shovel talks are inevitable and expected. Steve gives one to Tony and Thor, Pepper and Rhodey give ones to Bucky and Thor, Heimdall gives one to Tony and Bucky, as anticipated. However, the more surprising ones came from Loki to Tony and Bucky, Sam to Tony and Thor, and Natasha to Bucky and Thor

Bucky gets sent on away missions the most (because SHIELD likes exploiting TWS a bit too much) and he’s always more than ready for the next week of excessive clinginess from Thor (and Tony, though he hides it better) as soon as he gets back

Bucky only lets Thor and Tony read his notebooks of fragmented memories

Feel free to add more because I need more content for this rarepair OT3 I just came up with and make @lovinthepizzalife listen to me scream about. 

Yes these are legit why do you ask???

that ship game for samtony??

ooh fun ship

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter?

Tony is the werewolf. He was born into a very old line of werewolves. Usually, he can switch between forms at will but a witch has cursed him into his wolf form until his true love kisses him. Sam has been tasked with hunting down the Stark line. He does this with the help of his trusty wolf creatively named Wolf (look, he found the wolf when he was a kid and Wolf was a puppy, sue him for not coming up with a creative name) (also, Wolf won’t respond to any other name, except oddly Tony but that’s a ridiculous name for a wolf so Sam refuses to use it).

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman?

Tony is the mermaid. Sam once accidentally caught him. Tony shrieked about the (minuscule) scratch he got on one of his scales for so long Sam physically heaved him out of the boat and back into the water.

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar?

Tony is the witch because Sam is a falcon.

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict?

I feel like the answer is obvious but let’s go with Sam being the coffee addict here. He’s a grad student and overworked and you don’t get it, Tony, I need that fifth shot of espresso. Tony is secretly just as much of a coffee addict but he pretends to have good habits because he’s worried about Sam’s health.

who’s the professor and who’s the TA?

Sam is a professor who teaches military history. It’s one of the most popular classes at the university because Sam teaches history from the losing side’s point of view (and also Sam is the youngest professor at the university and very handsome). Tony is working on his third PhD so he can avoid taking over SI as long as he can. He TAs for Dr. Banner over in the chemistry department and accidentally falls asleep in Sam’s classroom a few minutes before class is supposed to start.

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)?

They’re both convinced they’re the knight.

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent?

Tony is the single parent. He recently adopted Peter and Harley, brothers who just lost their parents a few months earlier. Sam teaches Harley’s second-grade class and has to call Tony in for a conference because Harley is dealing with his grief by punching the bullies in the class (Sam approves of the sentiment but not the method).

who’s the writer and who’s the editor?

Tony is the writer. He writes the most gorgeous stories about heartbreak and loss. Sam kind of wants to punch whoever broke Tony’s heart in the throat.

pbfbfjf

may I please request a doodle of the asl trio and acesan headcannons-

The doodle is in progress! In the meantime...

So Many Acesan HCs (a lot of these are inspired by @beeforce ilu kite)

- While Ace was traveling with the crew to Alabasta him and Sanji just sort of Clicked, spending ridiculous amounts of their free time chatting together for people who just met. Since both their sleeping patterns are unusual, it wasn’t uncommon to find them in the kitchen at the crack of dawn giggling over tea, Ace insisting on helping prep breakfast

- Ace is 100% Sanjis first crush on a dude so he had some processing to go through that’s a different wormcan

- Sanji was nervous but Absolutely got his number before Ace had to leave, and hogs the phone c o n s t a n t l y

- Lucky for him Ace calls, while inconsistently, for hours whenever he manages to get the time. They love to swap stories about the dumb things they’ve gotten themselves into

- Ace sends a BUNCH of ingredients and little trinkets whenever the crew actually knows where they’re going. While he finds little things for all of them, Ace specifically looks for the weirdest sounding teas and ingredients he can grab for Sanji to try. Whenever the packages get in and they manage to line up the time, the crew will call up Ace to catch up and do little unwrapping parties—

- But once they’ve settled down and the kitchen gets quiet, Sanji takes the time to puzzle the ingredients together while they idly chat, and steep the tea. Ace keeps some of the blends for himself after the joke that if Sanji was going to willingly eat whatever poison Ace picked up off the streets of god knows where, Ace had to at least be decent enough to go down with him

- They drink together, Ace cackling at some of Sanji’s over the top criticisms while he gets onto Sanji for being unwilling to try the ones distilled from peppers— just enjoying their connection across thousands of miles

- Usopp and Nami are the worst teases about Sanjis not so secret crush, regularly bullying him about staring wistfully into the sunset every now and then. Nami particularly loves to hear him go on romantic tangents because 1) it gets him off her back 2) she thinks it’s genuinely adorable 3) has Lowkey been in touch with Ace too so could use it as blackmail at any moment

- (Luffy meanwhile did not pick up on it until Zoro made a jab about it)

- Meanwhile some of the Whitebeard crew (esp Whitebeard himself) are half convinced Ace and Sanji are already engaged the way Ace tends to croon on about him

- Sanji actually asked Ace out before the other got the chance, on accident too, because Sanji ends most his calls with “Love you” by habit

- You wouldn’t think it off the bat but Ace is highkey Lowkey the more romantic of the two simply because he’s unabashed about his feelings + recognized them for what they are much faster

- Ace is very much accustomed to casual touch and being handsy as a form of love— they had to work out boundaries quickly. Sanji just isn’t used to nonviolent physical contact from other guys. Though being around Luffy and Usopp has helped him relax a bit, Ace is a whooooole other level of PDA

-Since Ace has sooooome (just a feeeew) self worth + rejection issues, he took Sanji getting tense and unresponsive to his more forward flirting harder than intended n was moody for a bit. But they worked it out after some difficult conversations. Ace wants him to be comfortable as much as he wants to show his affection and Sanji more than makes up for his awkwardness in public by being a total cuddlebug when they’re alone

- Now /later/. Whoo boy later. When Sanji is confident in himself and Ace is secure in the fact that Sanji loves him and isn’t lying. They are. The MOST OBNOXIOUS couple

- Always have to be touching somehow, Sanji is really fond of sneaking a hand into Ace’s back pockets while Ace is all but draped over his shoulders, Ace using him as a chin rest frequently while they argue over little things

- U would not believe they’d only been dating for a few months they fit together so easily

- Ace is really fond of nicknames and calls Sanji all the classics like babe/darling/hon— but some of his faves are snickerdoodle, lemon / tart, and sugarsnap

- (He defiantly greets Sanji with a regular “Howdy stranger” thank you @cowboyzoro)

- Sanji is the opposite— when he’s being sassy or teasing he likes to use a sharp ‘Portgas’, but he manages to fit so much love and affection into such a short name that Ace is overwhelmed every time he says his name untethered

(Sanji: yeah I was chatting with ♥️♥️♥️♥️Ace♥️♥️♥️♥️ and—

Usopp: how the fuck did you do that with your mouth)

- He did spend a week or two trying to come up w something cutesy but realized that he likes Ace’s name just how it is

- (Tho Ace also really likes when he gets affectionally insulting + is impressed by his creative curses)

- Ace got Sanji the gentlecook shirt— he also likes to snatch it back time to time because Sanji gets occasionally grumpy that Ace owns no hoodies for him to steal. The shoulders have become very stretched out

- Whenever Sanji gets cramps Ace is his living hot water bottle—

- Ace frequently compares him to a cat because he runs cold and is constantly trying to steal Aces warmth either way

- They like. Planning impossible missions together just as thought exercises. Ace has drawn up actual maps and plans of attack for some of the biggest banks in the 4 seas just cause he and Sanji were bored

I have. So many AUs with them too. Including but not limited to:

- Modern College AU of course, where they’re long distance flirting. Both can’t decide if it’s too early to travel a few thousand miles to make out (and other hard choices)

- TattooArtist!Ace where Usopp *really* wants a piece done by a popular artist outside of town, but is too chicken for the needles. Sanji agreed to go with him as morale, planning on getting something small and stupid just so Usopp will feel better, but somehow ends up planning a whole sleeve just so he can keep visiting the cute artist

- A timeline in which Sanji could not escape his fate as a Vinsmoke and became an assassin— only he finds himself unable to carry out his mission when he meets the infamous pirate prince

- CANT say no to a good ol camp councilor AU— this ones mostly for ensemble shenanigans and Nami being mischievous

I always wanna rant about hcs + dumb AUs so hmu anytime

“Extremely detailed character sheet template”

Character Chart Character’s full name: Reason or meaning of name: Character’s nickname: Reason for nickname: Birth date: Physical appearance Age: How old does he/she appear: Weight: Height: Body build: Shape of face: Eye color: Glasses or contacts: Skin tone: Distinguishing marks: Predominant features: Hair color: Type of hair: Hairstyle: Voice: Overall attractiveness: Physical disabilities: Usual fashion of dress: Favorite outfit: Jewelry or accessories: Personality Good personality traits: Bad personality traits: Mood character is most often in: Sense of humor: Character’s greatest joy in life: Character’s greatest fear: Why? What single event would most throw this character’s life into complete turmoil? Character is most at ease when: Most ill at ease when: Enraged when: Depressed or sad when: Priorities: Life philosophy: If granted one wish, it would be: Why? Character’s soft spot: Is this soft spot obvious to others? Greatest strength: Greatest vulnerability or weakness: Biggest regret: Minor regret: Biggest accomplishment: Minor accomplishment: Past failures he/she would be embarrassed to have people know about: Why? Character’s darkest secret: Does anyone else know? Goals Drives and motivations: Immediate goals: Long term goals: How the character plans to accomplish these goals: How other characters will be affected: Past Hometown: Type of childhood: Pets: First memory: Most important childhood memory: Why: Childhood hero: Dream job: Education: Religion: Finances: Present Current location: Currently living with: Pets: Religion: Occupation: Finances: Family Mother: Relationship with her: Father: Relationship with him: Siblings: Relationship with them: Spouse: Relationship with him/her: Children: Relationship with them: Other important family members: Favorites Color: Least favorite color: Music: Food: Literature: Form of entertainment: Expressions: Mode of transportation: Most prized possession: Habits Hobbies: Plays a musical instrument? Plays a sport? How he/she would spend a rainy day: Spending habits: Smokes: Drinks: Other drugs: What does he/she do too much of? What does he/she do too little of? Extremely skilled at: Extremely unskilled at: Nervous tics: Usual body posture: Mannerisms: Peculiarities: Traits Optimist or pessimist? Introvert or extrovert? Daredevil or cautious? Logical or emotional? Disorderly and messy or methodical and neat? Prefers working or relaxing? Confident or unsure of himself/herself? Animal lover? Self-perception How he/she feels about himself/herself: One word the character would use to describe self: One paragraph description of how the character would describe self: What does the character consider his/her best personality trait? What does the character consider his/her worst personality trait? What does the character consider his/her best physical characteristic? What does the character consider his/her worst physical characteristic? How does the character think others perceive him/her: What would the character most like to change about himself/herself: Relationships with others Opinion of other people in general: Does the character hide his/her true opinions and emotions from others? Person character most hates: Best friend(s): Love interest(s): Person character goes to for advice: Person character feels responsible for or takes care of: Person character feels shy or awkward around: Person character openly admires: Person character secretly admires: Most important person in character’s life before story starts: After story starts:

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