I Love That You Can Just Grab Kittens. Old Cat Have Achy Joints And A Sense Of Dignity That You Have

Some other edits I did 🤙

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

Dumbasses? Idk

Use your own judgement on the line between a nickname and a cutesy version of their name

I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

Being a jacked cripple is so funny. Yes I've been doing lots of pushups and can lift up a heavy box if you need with my cool strong body. No, I can not run for more than 100 metres without nearly having an arrythmia because my blood vessels are stupid. Teehee smiles, giggles etc.

- Sonny

made this with tears still drying on my face

My dad said the most philosophical thing last night:

"No matter how hard things get, just remember that somewhere out there, in the middle of the Columbian jungle, there is a sloth that wants nothing more than for you to pet it."

And that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.

To the men who voted for Donald Trump today:

When your girlfriend gets pregnant, and you’re not ready to become a father, and you’re forced into a position that cripples you emotionally, financially and irreversibly, remember: you did this.

When your sister’s pregnancy turns out to be ectopic, and she can’t get the life-saving medical care she needs and dies a completely pointless, preventable death, remember: you did this.

When your 12-year-old daughter is raped by her soccer coach — after he’s legally allowed to strip off her pants and peep at her genitals, because the existence of trans kids terrifies you — and she steals your shotgun and kills herself in your garage, remember, first and foremost: you did this.

Hundreds of thousands of people are going to die because of the decision you made today.

You did that.

NO, BUT FOR REAL

People who haven't watched the animated shows are meeting Hera as an exhausted single mom to three rainbow haired Jedi and a murder robot, without any context to how anyone manages to get into that situation. And knowing the context is heartbreaking, but without context it must seem hysterically chaotic