And His Name Is Jimmy?!

Wtf were u watching

@kirbys-lover

Well fuck you too

Nightwing: Hood, did you just murder that criminal?

Red Hood: It wasn’t murder, it was a 97th trimester abortion.

Nightwing: …That just sounds like murder.

Red Hood: Hmph. I thought you were pro-choice.

Nightwing: Oh, no. Are you pro-life?

Red Hood: Of course not.

Nightwing: Thank god.

Red Hood: I’m not pro anything.

Nightwing: What?

Red Hood: I’m anti-life and anti-choice!

Nightwing: Oh, jesus, why do I hang out with you?

"I mean, how important is lipstick to you, Dean?"

I'm leaving

Surprise adoptions

Why does doing algebra while regressed have to be so much harder

anyways here’s tim drake dying in a glue trap

I love when ACAB gets brought up in batfam fics and people dog on nightwing like this dumbass hasn’t been using the same technique since the 80s.

-the mob is bad… I’ll join them and ruin it inside out

-the cops are bad… I’ll join them and ruin the corrupt system

-spyral is bad …. I’ll join them and ruin it inside out

-the court of the owls is bad… I’ll join them and ruin it from the inside out

-deathstroke is bad …. I’ll raise his kids and ruin their relationship with him from the inside out.

-Aliens want to take over planet… this is bad… I’ll send someone to join them and ruin it from the inside out

Dick saw the BDP and went … yep the same routine I use for terrorists, spies, aliens and mobsters work.

AND YALL THINK DICK LIKES THE COPS?

Bro is just a professional cuckoo let him liveeeee

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The reason i find the concept of Thrawn and Ezra on a forced roadtrip through Deep Space so FUCKING funny is bc they belong in entirely different genres. Thrawn's like a morally grey magnificent bastard straight out of Game of Thrones while Ezra's basically a shonen anime protagonist. It would literally be like Tywin Lannister was forced to go on a life changing field trip with Ash Ketchum