Kirishima: [being Kirishima]
Bakugo: You better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day, feel warm and realize I've fallen in love with you.
Kirishima: [continues being Kirishima]
Bakugou: I'm serious, quit it! Fuck!
kirishima: blasty, pay this for me, please?
bakugo: sure
mina: he can’t just pay for you!
bakugo: why not!? i’m his husband i get him everything he likes!
mina: we’re playing monopoly!
[kiribaku as parents, texting]
Bakugou: When you get home and get the baby settled, call me.
Kirishima: I thought you had the baby?
Bakugou: Ei wtf??? where is my fucking baby???
Bakugou: you’re giving me a shit sticker?
Kirishima: not just a sticker. it's a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Bakugou: i’m not a preschooler
Kirishima: fine, i’ll take it back
Bakugou: i earned this. back off
Bakugou: I have something to tell you.
Kirishima: Oooh, are you about to profess your undying love for me?
Bakugou: Yes, I am.
Kirishima: ... Wait. What.
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
Bakugou: do you understand now?
kirishima: yeah, totally!
kirishima: *under his breath as kai walks away* what the fuck did he just say–
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Kirishima: *after giving Bakugou a small kiss* no homo though!
Bakugou:...
Bakugoui: Shitty hair, we’re married.
Kirishima: Blasty, you’re like an angel with no wings.
Bakugou: so like a person.
Kirishima: wow your legs look great in those pants!
Bakugou: thanks you should see me without them
Kirishima:
Kirishima: why would you take off your legs