Bakugo: This is simple mathematics, how do you not know it?
Kirishima: Actually, simple mathematics is "one plus one equals two". Anything beyond that is already complex mathematics.
Denki: *walks up on the mini stage at Bakugo and Kirishima’s wedding, taps the mic while all the guests smile and get ready for the amazing eloquent speech he’s about to give*
Denki: If anyone doesn’t want their mini cake, pass it to me please.
Kirishima: Kiss me if I’m wrong but do you happen to be an only child..?
Bakugo: yeah...I am an only child.
Kirishima: 🧍♂️
Kirishima: I forgot about that haha. I meant kiss me if I'm right.
(in the training area)
Sero: Okay, okay, look at the biggest important and focus. You can do it, bro
Kirishima: Okay.
Sero:
Sero: Why are you looking at Bakugo's butt?
Bakugo: i'm very upset right now and nothing can make me feel better.
mina: ...
Bakugo: no.
mina: ... [looking at denki]
Bakugo: stop it.
Denki : [brings kirishima into the room]
Bakugou, trying to hold back a smile: damn it.
Kirishima: don’t you fucking die!!
Bakugou : don’t tell me what to do
Kirishima: baku- Blasty...
Bakugou: *small growl*
Krishima: I... uhm, could you move a little?Bakugou: Hah? Are you hinting that annoying?kirishima ¡N-NO! it's just that arm just fell asleep from having it under your head for so long...
Bakugou: uh *slightly flushed moves to rest his head on the kiri's chest*
Bakugo: so you're telling me that you bought barbie tickets because they remind you of me
Kirishima: *nods*
Bakugo: but hasn't it occurred to you to think of me with the movie that has explosions and is about atomic bombs?
Kirishima: *denies*
….
Kirishima: I just wanted to be your Ken
Sero: They're married.
Denki: Prove it.
Sero: *calling out* Bakugou-kun?
Katsuki and Eijiro : hah?
Bakugou: Eijiro?
Kirishima: yes love?
Bakugou: what are you doing.
Kirishima: giving you a hug darlin’
Bakugou: then why are both of your hands directly on my ass.
Kirishima: they are? didn’t notice.
Bakugou: you’re giving me a shit sticker?
Kirishima: not just a sticker. it's a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Bakugou: i’m not a preschooler
Kirishima: fine, i’ll take it back
Bakugou: i earned this. back off