Bakugo: This bloodline ends with me.
Kirishima: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay."
[Bakugou room]
Kirishima: *bursts in* HEY BLASTY WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT CITRUS FRUIT THAT’S THE SAME COLOR AS ORANGE
Bakugou: …
Kirishima: Bakugou don't die!!!
Kirishima: HAVE READ THAT THE POMERANIAN DOGS LIVE UP TO 16 YEARS OLD AND Y-YOU...
Bakugou: *turns to look at him*
Kirishima: *run*
[Bakugou upset]
Kirishima: what'll make ya feel better?
Bakugou: ....
Kirishima: d'you want a hug?
Bakugou: ...*nods*
omg hshshshs WHAT A NICE MENTAL IMAGE <333
Bakugo: Hey guys. Sorry, i'm late. I was busy, doing...things.
Kirishima, disheveled: I TRIED TO KISS HIM AND HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
Kirishima: would you mind asking Bakugou if he still likes me?
mina: he literally would kill everyone in this city for you
Kirishima: yeah but still
Bakugou: Remember in elementary school when people would say every time you blinked, a bird would die ?
Kirishima: No ? Is that true ?
Bakugou: I mean technically- what are you doing ?
Kirishima: *eyes wide open* I refuse to let another bir- *blinks* FUCK
Bakugou: ...
Bakugou: You forgot to do something.
Kirishima: [kisses him] There, now let's sleep.
Bakugou i: Nice try. Now do the dishes.
Kirishima: Damn.
Bakugou: Ei, we have to talk about-
Kirishima: i'm pregnant!
Bakugou: -this afternoon's training. what the hell?
Kirishima: i panicked
Kirishima: hey blasty!
Bakugou: what shit is it now, shitty hair?
Kirishima: if nothing lasts forever ... will you be my nothing?
Bakugou: * gay panic * hm no
Kirishima: please, cure my sadness
Bakugou: *look at him with a frown*
Kirishima: *sighs* thanks