ⓘ This user wants to be known in dark or disguise, to be known even in madness. To be recognized by touch alone, by smell; be known blind, by the way their breaths come and their feet struck the earth. To be known in death, at the end of the world.
Byergrove shippers usually have Joyce become Billy’s mother figure.
Mungrove shippers usually have Wayne become his father figure.
Steve bringing a him a bunch of children to adore.
Argyle would give him a bunch of auntie/uncles and grandparents who try and stuff him with food every time he comes by.
So I would like to propose Stoner Polycule where Billy has a whole family unit plus siblings (Will, Max, El) and four amazing boyfriends who have to share him with
1. Wayne because “no the boy’s going fishing with me, Eddie, since you refuse to”
2. Joyce because “Billy is going shopping with me, Johnathan, he can’t go on a date right now, go with one of the others”
3. The kids because “Billy said he’d help us paint our D&D figures, you can’t take him!”
“Yeah, he’s helping me with homework too, I’m gonna fail English and not like you can help, Steve”
4. Aunties/Uncle and grandparents because “oh he’s much too thin, Argyle, don’t you feed him??? Poor thing, come with abuelita, I have something tasty for you, chico sol.”
And Bonus they also have to deal with Billy’s and their own friends stealing him too:
5. Gareth: “What? No, Billy can’t come to the phone, he’s tearing up my drum set…No, Eddie, you skipped out on practice to go suck face with Jonathan Byers, we’re keeping him.”
Jeff: “Dude he knows guitar too, where did you find this guy?!”
Frank: “If he can sing too, you’re getting replaced, face sucker.”
6. Chrissy: “wait what??? Noooo, Steveeee, you can’t take Billy out Saturday, he promised to do my hair for my date with Heather!”
7. Heather: “Yeah, no, Fridays is girls night…I don’t care if he’s a guy, he’s one of the girls, Jonathan! Why are you ever speaking to me? Ew.”
8. Patrick: “Ooooh…Yeah no. That won’t work. Billy and I do our fortnightly junkyard smashing Tuesday…Yeah, no, you can’t come. You have to wait till we’re done if you wanna take him to the movies. Wait, who even are you…? Argyle? Uh, okay.”
9. Robin: “You always hang out with Billy! I wanna hang out with Billy too! He taught me how to make my girlfriend happy scream, Steve, he’s a magician.”
10. Nancy: “No. We’re busy. Take it up with department, Jonathan.”
Max: “Yeah, Jonathan.”
Jonathan: “Why do you hate me??”
Max: “You know what you did, brother snatcher.”
Jonathan: “There are fOUR OF US???? Why do you dislike me specifically????”
Max: “Well, Steve’s not here, so I can only really bully you.”
Nancy: “She’s right, you’re a Steve replacement.”
Jonathan: “Well Steve and I are gonna kiss your brother with tongue.”
Max: “Gross!”
Jonathan: “Then I’m going to kiss your ex with that same tongue!”
Nancy: “Jonathan, oh my god, don’t be gross.”
The boys love each other but they would like to have ONE DAY WITH THEIR BLOND BOYFRIEND THANKS
guys i am afraid i must report i saw twisters and instead of falling for tyler i fell for boone 😔 i am who i am
Loving the idea of Tommy sticking around even if he and Buck only have a minor fling this season so I made a meme about it
hey remember that time we were all trying to guess what reed had in the bag before the episode aired and we all thought it would be something simple like an e-cigarette, but then it turned out to be a whole ass gun? on disney channel? wild.
PLEASE I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FOR THIS MAN
Can someone with more skill then me pleeease write some Munch fics cause istg I’ve read all 10 of them by now 😭
Matt: You know what they say- where there’s smoke, there’s fire.
Near: And Mello.
ALSO the fact that tim drake canonically watches bruce get stabbed, spies on the titans tower, knows all of the titans schedules, spies on dick’s apartment with kori, breaks into dick’s old apartment, follows him to the circus, has kept newspaper clippings of batman and robin since he was able to read, knows what art bruce wayne collects, had dreams about being saved by batman and robin and y’all REDUCE his stalker tendencies to just he followed them and took pictures….. no. no, we need him crazier.
I need some good news
Tommy, Owen, and Grace: *spinning calmly in the teacups*
Judd, Carlos, Paul, and Nancy: *spinning a bit faster and arguing about what show is better*
Mateo, TK, Marjan, and Wyatt: *spinning at the speed of sound and screaming*