Someone Bout To Get Themselves Beat To Next Week If They Touch Stuff I’ve Been Left To Keep Safe.

The outside view of Earth 2020-2021 is just as embarrassing as the inside view.

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The mad scientist trio has arrived and they’re ready to cause chaos. What they doing next?

yababaina!!!!!!!!!!1!!

Omg I’m losing it lmao

*shakes phone like a madman*

Idk what is that... Just...

*Just shakes the phone*

(My friend sent me a picture, I decided to draw one with Bendy)

Insult Ingo and never be found again

Ingo is pointless (YouTube version)

(a lot of people made the joke when i posted front facing ingo on models-resource on twitter so i made this)

Link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0IcbkTrQY4 👀

PD

These are so good lmao

COTL fanart!

Started this as a simple way to get rid of my art block and ended up with 8 fully rendered drawings somehow, i wasnt even planning on drawing backgrounds lol

also sorry for the long post (it will be even longer next time)

All the references ↓

Ratchet: I’m gonna count to three and you better be in your room!

the idea that Optimus just sits in truck mode when he’s really pissed and/or giving the silent treatment is actually cute as fuck. how he’ll just sit there all day in truck mode. backing up into little hiding places.

like you try to talk to him and he probably just rumbles his engines grumpily in reply. then when he’s finally had enough, he just blasts his horn really loudly and then you know it’s time to leave

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I’m speechless

I literally cannot rest and it’s all because of this tiktok

I just never want to lose this beauty

a moral dilemma