Awe Man I Can't Believe I Have To Hang Out With My Friends Tonight And Have A Good Time Instead Of Toiling

I am posting this to count the seconds to see how long it takes my spouse to like it even though he's hard at work

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I laughed 😄

I cried 😢 a number of times 🔢

I sweat 😓 I danced 🕺

I got 😟 shot 🤕

I ate 💅

And ☺😔 i had many epiphanies

After a whole 8 days of not touching this spider bite no matter how sore it got, I just scratched the fuck out of it and it was incredible let me tell you what, the best feeling in the world is scratching an itch feverishly like a diseased dog, not thinking of anything, not flinching at how much blood appears, only trying to scratch faster. It's one of this world's few indulgences, not warned of included in the bible, but should be.

man if I gotta make bad art, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to make this bad art

HEHEHEHEHHE YOURE SO RIGHT, SO IS MINE

I HAVE A HUSBAND AND HES HOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish you lived here too baby 🥺🥺😔

Man, this game is so cool, I wish lawyers were real

Fr, didn't take a holiday for over a year (my job doesn't close on public holidays and I would work 6-7 days a week to fill for people, so quite a bit of fuckin time working), and once i put in my leave request, my boss was like

Hmm, I suppose I could, I think you deserve it

Like no, the law says i deserve it. Like i know it says leave *request* on the screen, but what I really mean by that is leave *notification*

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it: