OH MY SWEETHEART I BEAR A CHARMED LIFE AND I OWE IT TO A HARD WORKING MAN LIKE YOU, I PROMISE, I DONT MIND AND I WILL JUST REMOVE MY GLOVES TO GRAB THE STUFF <3
If I'm out I like to get my boyfriend a snack or something for during his lunch break. This time I grabbed him stuff and decided on my own to give it to him after work. I get too scared to interrupt him during the final fifteen minutes of his shift, too scared to wait near the door, think WHAT IF HE GETS OFF EARLY, and out of sheer panic walk over to his car so I can hopefully meet him and give him airplane Gummies and a gingerbread man. I feel like a stalker rn I'm literally shaking so much πππ
@cries-on-demand smudge and smear
@cries-on-demand BAKERPAW IS REAL
Ladies and gentlemen, I have been thwarted
I wish you lived here too baby π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ
Man, this game is so cool, I wish lawyers were real
THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE, I WALKED IN TODAY AND THE GUMBOOT RACK WAS GONE, THEY TOOK MY OLD ONES, AND
I just recalled, to add the horrors of my dream, I dreamed that I was listening to Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill and πππ all of the rhymes were really lame for some reason, like they were nursery rhyme level and this distressed me even more ππππ I was like yo I don't remember this recording being so fucking bad ππππ
Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked
Awe man i can't believe I have to hang out with my friends tonight and have a good time instead of toiling over the same stiff sketch of petra for 5 hours
β’ They/them β’ 20 β’ Goth β’ Bumbling Artist β’ Butcher β’ Happily In Love β’ Imitation Vampire β’ ( DON'T HESITATE TO BEFRIEND ME βΌ I would really love some new company)
70 posts