Bf Stuff Part 2.

Toasted strawberry pop tarts are a fucking delicacy when you're on your period man.

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

My wife (ao3) lying in her hospital bed (down for maintenance) as I hold her hand lovingly, waiting for the moment she wakes again (waiting for ao3 to go back up).

"Make me" is always an invitation by the way.

Man spreading in a sundress with a thigh slit is such a power move. 😎

if i ever tell you "i cant possibly read a book in a day!" i am LYING. i am a FUCKING LIAR. because last night i read a 50k word fanfic in three fucking hours.

royalty kink but i don't have the attitude or stuck up arguments of a prince. i just want to be dressed up in pretty ruffles/lace and pampered until im slammed into the sheets by a much bigger knight without having to think

Boyfriend stuff part 8.

Ovulating is the worst. I'm sitting here trembling, sweating and on the verge of tears because my body is aching with the need to be filled. He sent my a text teasing me but I swear the way my brain would've snapped by now if he was next to me. I don't give a fuck about condoms right now, even in this economy. I just want him so badly it's driving me insane.

I just want to hear his voice while I do my best not to fall apart under his attention. I want him to compliment me. Or tease and poke fun at me while I'm struggling not to cry on his lap. This is ridiculous. The universe truly is testing me. He'll I'd even settle for just sucking him off with his hands in my hair right now.

i need to fuck him so bad i wanna make him cum a morbillion times and then put him in a warm bath n wash his hair for him n dry him off n wrap him in fluffy towels n feed him chocolate n yummy snacks n give him a nice massage then cuddle with him in a big mountain of pillows n watch stupid shitty reality tv while i run my fingers through his hair until he falls asleep with his head on my chest n a lil smile on his face