Please Look At Him :3

LITERALLY RUBI TO PINPIN-

@kurozasa i think you'll like this one ;)

The overwhelming sadness i feel at the fact that i wont get to watch yuri on ice again for atleast some time because i only got to watch it the first time over a free trial to crunchyroll is fucking immeasurable, i saw a single amv and it changed my tiny child life, went searching for anyway i could find to watch it, eventually gave into the subscription gods and started a crunchyroll free trial so i could watch, and i have never regretted it once in my life.

In which Zim disappears for a decade.

This looks like such garbage, but this has been sitting in my head for a month and I needed it OUT OF ME!!!!

OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS???

I HAD NO UDEA OTHER PEOPLE ALSO DID THAT. THATS LITERALLY HOW MOST OF MY IDEAS ARE INVENTED, I TALK DIALAUGE TO MYSELF AND MAKE STORIES AROUND THE DIALAUGE

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

ehehehe been having thoughts about an au.....

Cumplane where Airplane, in a fit of either bravery or insanity or positive or negative self-esteem (he's not totally sure) decides to cosplay as Luo Binghe and post the pictures online.

Of course, he doesn't do it as "Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky", he knows he has some questionable fans and doesn't really want to hand them a picture of his face. So he posts the images under one of the pseudonyms he uses for lurking around the comment section and social media tags. It's just a handful of images of him looking like the protagonist in his head, attempting to strike cool poses in a wig and some period clothes (he rented both).

The reception is... mixed. Airplane does not have abs, after all, nor a flawless complexion or much skill with makeup. He is fat, freckled, and awkward. The PIDW readership is not known for being particularly supportive either. In fact they're mostly a crab bucket of negativity and masculine posturing, so he gets a lot of mean-spirited commentary.

It's fine. Nothing he hadn't expected. Really solidifies for him that posting was a fit of madness, actually! What did he even expect? He's bracing himself for the worst when he sees that Peerless Cucumber, notorious hate-reader and defender of Luo Binghe's honor, has commented. Ah, shit. He's probably going to rip into Airplane for daring to sully his precious Binghe's reputation by dressing up like that, isn't he?

The comment is long, too. Fuck. Airplane's not sure if his self-esteem can take a comprehensive beating from the champion hater himself, but he's too curious not to look.

Shen Yuan, in the meanwhile, is just pleased that there has FINALLY been a Luo Binghe cosplayer who looks the part. Of course Luo Binghe wouldn't have exaggerated muscles, those are just a product of dehydration. Binghe spent most of his disciple years running around chopping wood and hauling laundry, and then later doing whatever he could to pack on the calories in order to make it through the Abyss. A hefty workman's build would only make sense for him, anything else would be nonsense. Airplane also described Luo Binghe as having a beautiful face, which Shen Yuan won't blame most cosplayers for not being able to just make happen, but a beautiful face doesn't mean "covered in so much makeup it looks like an anime character"! When would Luo Binghe have the time or inclination to put on makeup? A natural beauty with some inevitable blemishes would make more sense and be much more appealing, and this "Airplane Crashing to the Ground" (funny play on the author's name, Shen Yuan approves) has very pretty features! Everyone hating on this cosplay is just an idiot, the only actual problem is that his wig is poorly fitted.

So in true Peerless Cucumber fashion, he lays this all out.

This gets him embroiled in arguments with several other fans, who even accuse him of actually being the guy in the photos, claiming that there's no other reason why he would defend them. Shen Yuan doesn't care if people think that's him, because that's still the best Luo Binghe cosplay he's ever seen, but he doesn't want them doubting the sincerity of his arguments. So, he decides that the only reasonable thing to do is dress himself up in cosplay as well and then post the actual photos of himself.

While he'd like to dress up as one of Luo Binghe's allies like Mobei Jun, or maybe someone cool like Yue Qingyuan, he is too pedantic to think he could pull that off. Those guys are all strong warrior types, and Shen Yuan is a scrawny pale rich kid who looks like he'd probably lose a fight with a wet paper towel. The only characters he could plausibly pull off would be some of the more consumptive members of Binghe's harem and maybe, maybe, one of the weaker villains like Shen Qingqiu.

Shen Yuan is NOT posting pictures of himself crossplaying to the central nexus of toxic masculinity itself, so... Shen Qingqiu it is!

Poor Airplane has to go sit and stare at a while for a while. Peerless Cucumber likes his cosplay. Peerless Cucumber, ardent defender of Shang Qinghua's sellout crappy main character mary-sue, thinks Airplane is good-looking enough to cosplay as him. And said so. Repeatedly. And then posted borderline thirst-trap villain cosplay of himself, inadvertently revealing in the process that he is hot.

What the. What. What?!

Anyway, Shen Yuan suggests that they attend the next convention both cosplaying together because Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky is supposed to be doing a meet & greet at that one, and wouldn't it be fun to go as a pair? And Airplane agrees before his brain catches up and he realizes that might present a problem.

for danmei doodle requests, how about bingge using shen yuan as a chew toy? 👀

SY pretends he hates the marks (but we all know he loves it lmao) Thanks for the rq!! :D

[ID: A Scum Villain Doodle. Shen Yuan dressed in a hanfu that is slipping down his shoulders sits in Luo Bingge's lap, looking away from him with a very flushed and flustered nervous expression. His neck and shoulders are covered in hickeys and bite marks. Gnawing on his shoulder is LBG looking up at SY with a sultry look as his arms wrap around his waist. End ID]

We push and we pull like two dancers of different types, a tango strong, fiery, and fierce, a flame that will never be pierced, meanwhile I am a dance much slower, a ballroom dance with the light much lower, a tune that plays soft, sad, and slow; not a word to be heard as I move to and fro. My soft sad tune is easily overwhelmed, as I hear the loud ringing bells of your fiery tango sounding clear and true, I would hope that you would find my tune a little bit happier as I sit by you but you’re too busy with your loud ringing bells, your fiery whistles, and your fast spinning moves. I wish for one second that you’d look me in the eye and notice the tears divine that threatened to spill and fill my heart will sorrow as I realize that you will only ever need me as a place to vent, or a person to use.

Chuuya cosplayers save me

Chuuya cosplayers

SAVE me Chuuya cosplayers

it was all an excuse to draw this