Don't Talk To Him He's Angry.

him and harrison bader would be an unstoppable duo. the cvnty crop top clan if you will

listened to baseball players describe some of Ichiro's weird outfit choices over the years and one of them was "belly shirt, capris, long vest" and since I can't find a photo, I had to doodle something quick on one of my breaks lol.

if senga steamrolls them today it is real and good and will continue forever and ever

if senga gets tattooed today it is merely an elaborate april fool. he jingles miserably onto the mound for our amusement. clapclapclap good job

mark vientos walked so kodai senga could RUN

LOOK AT HIM GO

nobody’s ready to accept the truth (that the mets/yankees rivalry is very lestappenesque in that they are sworn enemies but also the yankees will NOT stand for the mets getting swept by the brewers for their opening series and will proceed to sweep the hell out of them in 2025)

first base ump gets 10 years in the bone hurting machine

two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy” and nando is on suicide watch

fun fact: it only took 3 days of mets baseball for the entire roster to get run through a carburetor

he's right

the two rpf powerhouses are fighting tag this shit hurt/comfort