kitteyrenlover
they/them | dog sports | baseball (nym/nyy) | F1 (mclaren/amr) | whoops i became a lance stroll stan acct
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It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.
reblog to blow up a transphobe
this but baseball
actually fuck it.
reblog this post if your blog is a safe space for fans of all teams (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you don't crash out and wish harm upon opposing players for winning a hockey game (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you don't proudly proclaim that fans of teams you don't like aren't welcome (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you're just generally a normal fuckin person who understand that there is no moral high ground in sports 99% of the time
i just wanna follow normal fuckin people for once.
affirmations. i love betting on losing dogs i love my losing dogs. maybe one day they will win. keep betting on those losing dogs
After a bit of a hiatus b/c life:
ITS TRIAL DAY MFERS!!!!
Gonna be running a beautiful Collie as well today, i’m hyped :D
ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.
NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.
what’s the hookup???
currently putting the fluoride in the water that makes the frogs gay and also makes everyone start putting lance in their fanfictions
i dreamt that tumblr users shut down the whole internet (including tumblr). if you opened a browser it would immediately close. the world was in turmoil.
the one site that was spared?
AO3
sexualizingthatoldman.com/careers
Hello I am on your dash to inform you that it is kodai senga bump day yet again🗣️🗣️🗣️
this is giving when someone tore a hamstring and the white sox acted like they died
“brett baty sent down” yeah… from heaven!!!!!
whomstever the fuck sent brett baty down i hope your every sandwich is wet until you call him back up again
whys his run so joyous and whimsical 😭🫶
Lance at the Austrian GP 2023 via TikTok
hi so low quality lance image dumps are the most important thing to me ever
low quality lance image dump pt.4 (1, 2, 3)
I would have crashed out
I had like the exact opposite dream last night lol where the grid was doing some weird grill the grid thing (so one by one) in a kitchen and lance grabbed like 10 straws from a container and was like “i’m gonna take all these straws, nobody can tell me what to do hehehe” and then very quietly he added “except fernando. he’s bossy, that one. sometimes i let him tell me what to do” with this sheepish smile and everyone Lost Their Shit
Had a weird dream involving Lance (sort of) I was at some sort of dinner or awards ceremony type thing and Lance had been invited but couldn't make it for some reason, so the organisers hired an actor to be Lance instead. Problem was the guy they got was the complete opposite of Lance - short, scrawny, ginger & bright blue eyes AND he had no clue who Lance was and just went around acting like an entitled prick using the occasion to drink as much expensive wine as possible 😭
THANK YOU ASKJFIAOK
With that being said
This one goes out to @kitteyrenlover 💙🧡
How is poor osc supposed to handle pocket charlie’s post ice cream sugar high?
That’s a problem for future Oscar :)
I'm gonna cry why does it look like he's being microwaved
I may not be able to draw but I am going to draw a lance stroll & kodai senga uniform swap and none of you can stop me
you’ve heard of maxplaining. you’ve heard of leclerifying. meet lanswering, the latest juggernaut of yap
FATALITY
just realised ive never posted my favourite lance video....